The hate thread.
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Math of all sorts
The move Sing in Pokemon
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Incredibly patriotic people
People who don't spell correctly
I have a love/hate thing with slash fics. On one hand, people get a little too enthusiastic about them. On the other, some are truly hilarious.
Math of all sorts
The move Sing in Pokemon
Oversleeping
Zealously religious people
Incredibly patriotic people
People who don't spell correctly
I have a love/hate thing with slash fics. On one hand, people get a little too enthusiastic about them. On the other, some are truly hilarious.
Hate smokers, and for some reason American culture, I don't know what it is about the Americans.
The Australian government who think they can pull shit like them and get away with it when we scream in their face that we're smarter than that.
People who say they aren't spoiled when they're given a car worth more than $3k, namely someone I know who got given an '04 commodore and says he's not spoilt. Arse.
People who don't know where Australia is, or Britain, or France for that matter.
The Australian government who think they can pull shit like them and get away with it when we scream in their face that we're smarter than that.
People who say they aren't spoiled when they're given a car worth more than $3k, namely someone I know who got given an '04 commodore and says he's not spoilt. Arse.
People who don't know where Australia is, or Britain, or France for that matter.
I hate how my glasses always sit crooked on my nose, and I can't ever fix it for more than thirty seconds.
EDIT: Also, those ads for obscure RPGs that say 'Find Your Soulmate' or whatever. It always makes me wonder: Who thought it would be a good idea to market an RPG as a matchmaking service? I'm not saying couples can't meet online, they certainly can, but when those things are marketed based on that slim chance, it bugs me.
EDIT: Also, those ads for obscure RPGs that say 'Find Your Soulmate' or whatever. It always makes me wonder: Who thought it would be a good idea to market an RPG as a matchmaking service? I'm not saying couples can't meet online, they certainly can, but when those things are marketed based on that slim chance, it bugs me.
I really hate:
devout Athiests
violent religious extremists
zealous patriots
elitists & typecasters
the cowardly
the greedy
the willfully ignorant
the overly scatalogical
overt sexual deviants
Scientologists
when someone confuses profanity with humor
convicted sex offenders
people who cheat at competitive activities
Furry lifestylers
gaming lifestylers
Otaku lifestylers
and violent racists.
I KINDA hate:
weeaboos
queeny and bitchy homosexuals
the butthurt and the easily offended
anyone with a voice that normally sounds like it's in the highest two playable octaves of a baby grand piano
people with a victim complex that they refuse to have treated
anyone with self-diagnosed Asperger's syndrome
obese people in tight clothing
anyone who makes more money per year than my grandmother
people with bald heads and hooked noses
those who hold up 1984 as a pinnacle of literature
fans of Eragon
the apathetic
the greasy
the unnaturally pale
Billy Joe Armstrong's left eyebrow
anyone who won't just suck it the fuck up and keep going.
devout Athiests
violent religious extremists
zealous patriots
elitists & typecasters
the cowardly
the greedy
the willfully ignorant
the overly scatalogical
overt sexual deviants
Scientologists
when someone confuses profanity with humor
convicted sex offenders
people who cheat at competitive activities
Furry lifestylers
gaming lifestylers
Otaku lifestylers
and violent racists.
I KINDA hate:
weeaboos
queeny and bitchy homosexuals
the butthurt and the easily offended
anyone with a voice that normally sounds like it's in the highest two playable octaves of a baby grand piano
people with a victim complex that they refuse to have treated
anyone with self-diagnosed Asperger's syndrome
obese people in tight clothing
anyone who makes more money per year than my grandmother
people with bald heads and hooked noses
those who hold up 1984 as a pinnacle of literature
fans of Eragon
the apathetic
the greasy
the unnaturally pale
Billy Joe Armstrong's left eyebrow
anyone who won't just suck it the fuck up and keep going.
Twilight
People who hate you 'cause you had the nerve to like something outside of a Western Culture
Aetheists. Not all Aetheists, just the ones who attack you for even having a religion, by
calling you 'retard' 'idiot' and other obscenities while hiding behind the defense that 'we only do it because religionist attack us' Well how F!ing mature of you to take the high road and be the better person... oh, wait. You didn't.
My Speakers, since they are crap.
People who use the "eh" and other Canadian stereotype. Oh, gee... you did something some 300 idiots before you did, congratulations on being stupid, obnoxious and racist.
Sexual Predators, people like that disgust me.
Games with a huge sand box, but no directions and nothing to do in the Sand Box, but talk to people who all say the same thing.
Grinding in Pokemon
When I drop a level 40 with my level 35, is it wrong for me to expect enough experience to level up or come close?
And Attributes... how does a level 40 drop a level 75 in one hit, just because it was 'Super Effective'.
Artistic blocks, when I hit a time when I can't draw anything right. It's very annoying.
The fact that Mario and Zelda hold their retail value for years, because it has the hugest fan-base of Nintendo's consumers.
Wii Boxing, this one's less of a hate and more of a mild annoyance... why can I punch right twice, but my Avatar swings left?
People who put up their item for sale on Castanet, but the only way to contact them is through e-mail, but they never reply.
Good lord, that's alot of animosity.
People who hate you 'cause you had the nerve to like something outside of a Western Culture
Aetheists. Not all Aetheists, just the ones who attack you for even having a religion, by
calling you 'retard' 'idiot' and other obscenities while hiding behind the defense that 'we only do it because religionist attack us' Well how F!ing mature of you to take the high road and be the better person... oh, wait. You didn't.
My Speakers, since they are crap.
People who use the "eh" and other Canadian stereotype. Oh, gee... you did something some 300 idiots before you did, congratulations on being stupid, obnoxious and racist.
Sexual Predators, people like that disgust me.
Games with a huge sand box, but no directions and nothing to do in the Sand Box, but talk to people who all say the same thing.
Grinding in Pokemon
When I drop a level 40 with my level 35, is it wrong for me to expect enough experience to level up or come close?
And Attributes... how does a level 40 drop a level 75 in one hit, just because it was 'Super Effective'.
Artistic blocks, when I hit a time when I can't draw anything right. It's very annoying.
The fact that Mario and Zelda hold their retail value for years, because it has the hugest fan-base of Nintendo's consumers.
Wii Boxing, this one's less of a hate and more of a mild annoyance... why can I punch right twice, but my Avatar swings left?
People who put up their item for sale on Castanet, but the only way to contact them is through e-mail, but they never reply.
Good lord, that's alot of animosity.
holy crap, I've spent a lot of time (both on air and off) describing such things that I either dislike or outright hate. here's a sample!
-when it takes someone five minutes of false starts to either say something stupid or ask a stupid question. if you are that nervous about what you are about to say, perhaps you shouldn't say it.
-when someone makes a very stupid joke/pun, and you don't laugh, they automatically target you as being the jerk for not thinking they are the next George Carlin/Dane Cook.
-people who use credit cards to buy less than $10 or $20 worth of stuff at the store. seriously? do you not ever carry any cash? people who don't carry cash deserve to have their identities stolen.
-when people cut into a line in a store (often because they are not paying attention because they are too busy either talking/texting on their cell phone) or get into a line and then walk away from their cart to continue shopping. what the french, toast? if you want to keep shopping, DON'T GET IN LINE! and for corn's sake, don't send your snot-nosed kids off to keep shopping while you hold the place in the line. you hold everybody else up behind you because you're an idiot.
-people who decide twenty feet before an intersection that they are in the wrong lane, then move over two lanes to the opposite turn lane they were just in... often without signaling either the turns or the lane changes.
-people who ignore stop signs because they don't feel the need to pay attention when behind the wheel of a 3,000 pound killing machine.
-people who crowd you at the checkout line. you have to move to the front of your cart to put things on the belt, and they move their cart right up behind yours to the point where they are almost pushing it, now making it impossible for you to get back behind your cart without having to pull it forward enough to give you room. speaking of which, I hate when parents have kids younger than 10 push the shopping cart for them. those little bastards suck because they ram stuff all the time, and often run into the back of you while you are waiting in line because they get impatient. if you know the parents aren't looking, I just kick backwards and knock the cart back into the kid. so it makes me a jerk, but at least I didn't swear at the kid, right?
-when you are in public and you need to fart really bad, and you wander down what you think is a deserted area so you can release in peace, and just when you let go of the clench and feel yourself relax enough, someone ALWAYS comes around a corner.
-horribly disgusting public bathrooms, often in fast food restaurants or department stores. what is with laying the biggest turd in your life in public that makes you so proud that you can bring yourself to flush it? I would forgive it in the handicap stall, if I were to honestly believe it was only the handicapped that were exclusively using the stall, but we all know the truth there. I wish they would pass a law that requires public restrooms to be equipped with only automatic-flush toilets for the sake of all customers.
-not a knock on religion, but people who put religious quotes from text as status updates on social networking sites. we all know you've done some really horrible things in your life, and we're glad you are finding some positive direction in which to turn yourself, but did you possibly think it might offend some of us who don't follow your belief system? if we are on a site such as Twitter or Facebook, we can already read and if we wanted to read religious text, those books aren't that hard to find. at least if you are going to quote something like that, at least have a reason. follow the example of Reverend Run... say something religious, but at least give it some context as to why you are saying it instead of making it appear like a commercial for your religion through some sort of passive-aggressive guilt trip.
-celebrities that get famous because they were discovered because of a sex tape, then get all up in arms about there being nude photos of yourself on the internet. how do you think anyone got to know you in the first place, ya big dummy? (looking at you, Kim Kardashian... you're getting a video about your stupidity tomorrow)
-the line of people at the gas station who are only there to buy beer at noon. I can't think of a better advertisement that you are either unemployed or an alcoholic to the public.
-people who pay more attention to their cell phone than their kids.
-watching a cashier say hello to everyone in front of you and in back of you when their turn comes up to get rung up, but when I get there, I don't get anything but the total at the end. what am I, all of a sudden unworthy of your half-assed hello? makes me miss the old days of common courtesy.
-people who chew with their mouth open, especially on the phone. be it food, gum, or whatever... I don't want to literally hear you grinding something with your teeth, hear your lips smacking together, and then hear you swallow directly into my ear. very gross, and makes me want to stop talking to you immediately. either finish eating before talking with someone, or just don't talk to them. you don't need to multi-task every single thing in your life.
-fanboys. I don't personally get consumed by any one brand, and I certainly don't like giving the impression that I do. there are certain things that I like and recommend, but I don't swear by the company who makes them. knock it off.
-internet devices other computers. I just did a video about this last week, and now that I'm seeing more commercials for internet televisions, it's just pissing me off more and more. remember Web-TV? yeah, that product totally sucked, so why not incorporate it into televisions? you already have cable, so why not be able to browse YouTube and Twitter and Facebook while channel surfing? because it is STUPID! you can get a netbook or a laptop a lot cheaper than those televisions, and they work a hell of a lot better for the task. and stop buying cell phones with internet capabilities! you don't need to give us a Twitpic of you drinking coffee, or buying something we know you can't afford, like the cell phone you are using to post the picture, dumbass. the internet is good for a lot of things, but nobody really needs 24-7 access to it. you are not that important, trust me.
-people who still drive Hummers. really? those stopped being cool at least four years ago...
-people who don't know how to back out of a parking spot. what is with this quarter turn out of a parking spot, then pulling forward a couple of feet, then backing up again another quarter of a turn, then pulling forward again, and doing this stupid dance for three or five minutes instead of backing up a little, turning the wheel and making a decent turn as you back up? or worse, the jerks who back up six feet, turn the wheel a little, then drive through four parking spots instead of backing up like you are supposed to? they put rear cameras and object-detection crap on a lot of the newer vehicles, ideally making it easier for the average driver to back up safely... so why is this still such a chore?
alright, that's enough of this for now. I could easily keep going, but I feel like I'm monopolizing my post here. good thread idea, CaptainAverage! that much I don't hate!
-when it takes someone five minutes of false starts to either say something stupid or ask a stupid question. if you are that nervous about what you are about to say, perhaps you shouldn't say it.
-when someone makes a very stupid joke/pun, and you don't laugh, they automatically target you as being the jerk for not thinking they are the next George Carlin/Dane Cook.
-people who use credit cards to buy less than $10 or $20 worth of stuff at the store. seriously? do you not ever carry any cash? people who don't carry cash deserve to have their identities stolen.
-when people cut into a line in a store (often because they are not paying attention because they are too busy either talking/texting on their cell phone) or get into a line and then walk away from their cart to continue shopping. what the french, toast? if you want to keep shopping, DON'T GET IN LINE! and for corn's sake, don't send your snot-nosed kids off to keep shopping while you hold the place in the line. you hold everybody else up behind you because you're an idiot.
-people who decide twenty feet before an intersection that they are in the wrong lane, then move over two lanes to the opposite turn lane they were just in... often without signaling either the turns or the lane changes.
-people who ignore stop signs because they don't feel the need to pay attention when behind the wheel of a 3,000 pound killing machine.
-people who crowd you at the checkout line. you have to move to the front of your cart to put things on the belt, and they move their cart right up behind yours to the point where they are almost pushing it, now making it impossible for you to get back behind your cart without having to pull it forward enough to give you room. speaking of which, I hate when parents have kids younger than 10 push the shopping cart for them. those little bastards suck because they ram stuff all the time, and often run into the back of you while you are waiting in line because they get impatient. if you know the parents aren't looking, I just kick backwards and knock the cart back into the kid. so it makes me a jerk, but at least I didn't swear at the kid, right?
-when you are in public and you need to fart really bad, and you wander down what you think is a deserted area so you can release in peace, and just when you let go of the clench and feel yourself relax enough, someone ALWAYS comes around a corner.
-horribly disgusting public bathrooms, often in fast food restaurants or department stores. what is with laying the biggest turd in your life in public that makes you so proud that you can bring yourself to flush it? I would forgive it in the handicap stall, if I were to honestly believe it was only the handicapped that were exclusively using the stall, but we all know the truth there. I wish they would pass a law that requires public restrooms to be equipped with only automatic-flush toilets for the sake of all customers.
-not a knock on religion, but people who put religious quotes from text as status updates on social networking sites. we all know you've done some really horrible things in your life, and we're glad you are finding some positive direction in which to turn yourself, but did you possibly think it might offend some of us who don't follow your belief system? if we are on a site such as Twitter or Facebook, we can already read and if we wanted to read religious text, those books aren't that hard to find. at least if you are going to quote something like that, at least have a reason. follow the example of Reverend Run... say something religious, but at least give it some context as to why you are saying it instead of making it appear like a commercial for your religion through some sort of passive-aggressive guilt trip.
-celebrities that get famous because they were discovered because of a sex tape, then get all up in arms about there being nude photos of yourself on the internet. how do you think anyone got to know you in the first place, ya big dummy? (looking at you, Kim Kardashian... you're getting a video about your stupidity tomorrow)
-the line of people at the gas station who are only there to buy beer at noon. I can't think of a better advertisement that you are either unemployed or an alcoholic to the public.
-people who pay more attention to their cell phone than their kids.
-watching a cashier say hello to everyone in front of you and in back of you when their turn comes up to get rung up, but when I get there, I don't get anything but the total at the end. what am I, all of a sudden unworthy of your half-assed hello? makes me miss the old days of common courtesy.
-people who chew with their mouth open, especially on the phone. be it food, gum, or whatever... I don't want to literally hear you grinding something with your teeth, hear your lips smacking together, and then hear you swallow directly into my ear. very gross, and makes me want to stop talking to you immediately. either finish eating before talking with someone, or just don't talk to them. you don't need to multi-task every single thing in your life.
-fanboys. I don't personally get consumed by any one brand, and I certainly don't like giving the impression that I do. there are certain things that I like and recommend, but I don't swear by the company who makes them. knock it off.
-internet devices other computers. I just did a video about this last week, and now that I'm seeing more commercials for internet televisions, it's just pissing me off more and more. remember Web-TV? yeah, that product totally sucked, so why not incorporate it into televisions? you already have cable, so why not be able to browse YouTube and Twitter and Facebook while channel surfing? because it is STUPID! you can get a netbook or a laptop a lot cheaper than those televisions, and they work a hell of a lot better for the task. and stop buying cell phones with internet capabilities! you don't need to give us a Twitpic of you drinking coffee, or buying something we know you can't afford, like the cell phone you are using to post the picture, dumbass. the internet is good for a lot of things, but nobody really needs 24-7 access to it. you are not that important, trust me.
-people who still drive Hummers. really? those stopped being cool at least four years ago...
-people who don't know how to back out of a parking spot. what is with this quarter turn out of a parking spot, then pulling forward a couple of feet, then backing up again another quarter of a turn, then pulling forward again, and doing this stupid dance for three or five minutes instead of backing up a little, turning the wheel and making a decent turn as you back up? or worse, the jerks who back up six feet, turn the wheel a little, then drive through four parking spots instead of backing up like you are supposed to? they put rear cameras and object-detection crap on a lot of the newer vehicles, ideally making it easier for the average driver to back up safely... so why is this still such a chore?
alright, that's enough of this for now. I could easily keep going, but I feel like I'm monopolizing my post here. good thread idea, CaptainAverage! that much I don't hate!
I had a friend like that. Everyone stopped talking to him, and I havent seen him in months.CaptainAverage said:
I'm not having any cheek cutting problems. When did you have yours. I wonder if they were different back then.Mr Shrike said:
OT: People who get whatever they want when they are the least deserving of it.
+And people who are bigots, especially right now with the whole Mosque at Ground Zero thing. They are associating all Muslims with terrorism, which is complete and utter lunacy.
+And people who are generally just closed minded.
+And people who believe completely stupid conspiracy theories, like September 11th terrorist attacks were caused by the US government. And cake
People who call me a sick bastard and can never tell when I'm joking. Ironically I get this more in real life than on the internet. I have a very dark sense of humor and can deliver it completely deadpan.
I hate doctors and lawyers and cops.
But really,I hate those people,who in a school hallway,or a major area with many people,walk slowly,slower than walking normally,that make you look like someone in a rush when you walk around,and they scoff,act like you just called them a whore whose father selt of elderberrys,ect.
But really,I hate those people,who in a school hallway,or a major area with many people,walk slowly,slower than walking normally,that make you look like someone in a rush when you walk around,and they scoff,act like you just called them a whore whose father selt of elderberrys,ect.
I Hate:
Airplanes
Ayn Rand
Barns
Birds
Boats
Boat people
Boat lawyers
Bridges
Camping
Canada
Car alarms
Churches
Cold
Cops
Different
Doctors
Elevators
Electric fences
Ellis' hat
Flying
Generator
Good byes
Greece
Helicopters
Hospitals
Hotels
Jumping
Jungles
Latest issues
Lawyers
Malls
Mazes
Mondays (Unless it's lasagna Mondays)
Mountains
Parades
Prisons
Riverside
Sewers
Small towns
Snow
Stairs
Steam pipes
Subways
Tanks
The South
Trains
Train yards
Tunnels
Turnpikes
Vampires
Vans
Vomit
Walking
Water
Whispering
Woods
(Did I just copy and paste that from the L4D wiki? Yes I did. Do I actually hate any of these things? Not really. Have I been ninja'd? Probably. Do I care? no. Is Francis awesome? Hell yeah!)
OT: Trolls, Fanboys, and Terrorists. And most Politicians.
Zealots of any shade, or any form of "conspiracy theorist." For the sake of my statement, anyone who selectively rearranges the facts to create a narrative different from the logical conclusion applies. I know it's not always done for the sake of conspiracy, but I couldn't think of a better description. Also, liars. Not little white lies, but outright dishonesty.
Things I hate in no particular order.
-Smug people. you know they ones. They have that grin that makes you want to beat their fucking faces into the back of their fucking heads. They're not even trying to hide the fact they think they're better than you.
-Manipulative people.
-Retarded Melodramatic teens with 'complicated lives' It's like watching a soap!
-Soaps
-People who live so far up their own ass they can see the world revolving around them.
-Queues and traffic. It feels like they're there specifically to annoy me (I know they're not)
-Being around drunk people sobre.
-People who don't listen. they are just thinking about what they're goning to say next.
-Having good ideas but zero motivation. Just being lazy in general(a quality I hate in myself but I'm too lazy to change)
-sleeping a solid 10 hours and still not having the energy to get up.
-Having lots to say to someone but when it comes to saying it all you sound stupid
-thinking of things to say to someone long after the conversation/arguement took place
-people who seem to put zero effort into doing something way better than you. they could at least make it look hard!
there is more but i hate people who just go on and on about their own shit. I'm way too whiny.
-Smug people. you know they ones. They have that grin that makes you want to beat their fucking faces into the back of their fucking heads. They're not even trying to hide the fact they think they're better than you.
-Manipulative people.
-Retarded Melodramatic teens with 'complicated lives' It's like watching a soap!
-Soaps
-People who live so far up their own ass they can see the world revolving around them.
-Queues and traffic. It feels like they're there specifically to annoy me (I know they're not)
-Being around drunk people sobre.
-People who don't listen. they are just thinking about what they're goning to say next.
-Having good ideas but zero motivation. Just being lazy in general(a quality I hate in myself but I'm too lazy to change)
-sleeping a solid 10 hours and still not having the energy to get up.
-Having lots to say to someone but when it comes to saying it all you sound stupid
-thinking of things to say to someone long after the conversation/arguement took place
-people who seem to put zero effort into doing something way better than you. they could at least make it look hard!
there is more but i hate people who just go on and on about their own shit. I'm way too whiny.
