Ooh boy, here we go:
I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT! They ruined the only possibly decent character in there about halfway through.
I HATE people who will write off all fanfiction because of a bad story or three they read. Trust me, my mom and I write twenty times better stuff than most of Fanfiction.net.
I HATE my mom's three sisters, since they refuse to pull their own weight and just make me and my mom do everything to help my grandmother; and then when we say no, act like we're the assholes.
I HATE the stupid teenagers that live in my town. Yeah, I'm 18 and I go to the coffee shop and remark favorably upon your penguin hat. Shut the fuck up, *****, and take the compliment.
I HATE not being able to get a job in this town because the people either know me and don't want me, or don't know me and don't trust me.
I HATE not being able to sleep when I'm sick. I just had a fucking 5-hour marathon of Kingdom Hearts, let me absorb already, stupid body.
I HATE people who insist that because of my religious choice, sexual orientation and mixed ethnicity that I need to get out of "their" country and let good white Christians go about their lives, illegal immigration, etc. Yah, hey, guys? You were our illegal immigrants, so shut up.
I HATE the fact that I was sick all week. I get it, I got bad germs in there, immune system. Now get them out so I can go to goddamn karate!
I HATE only having one (two if you count the PC that doesn't run fast enough) gaming system, and an old one at that. I wanna play Epic Mickey and Birth By Sleep, damnit!
I HATE how people somehow have all gotten together to assume that because I like anime, and I am a girl, I am just watching it for yaoi possibilities; or the creation of Mary Sues, which goes up with my fanfiction irritation. Maybe I like guy animes for the STORY, huh? Y'know, that thing that doesn't revolve around the one female character, like in most girl stories?
I HATE how a fascination with Disney/Don Bluth movies gets me a childish label and people will roll their eyes when they see me coming with a stack of VHSs. Yes. I understand, it's kids' stuff...but, fuck off, most of it has awesome storytelling and, failing that, really pretty artwork.
I HATE not having a lighter when I need one. I have an amazing smelling candle, and I refuse to light it with matches, dammit!
I HATE having to look down at my hands to figure out my right from my left. God, I was supposed to have learned that in second grade.
I HATE not being able to take my SATs now, rather than wait until October. I wanna go to college as soon as possible.
I HATE how beaten up my Ronin Warriors DVDs have gotten. Now, I can't even watch the end of the series.
I HATE ranting about all this shit, but I suppose it's good to get it all off my chest.
I HATE everyone assuming that since I don't play shooters, all I play are "girly" JRPGs. Well, firstly, when a shooter gets a storyline more appealing to me than, "soothe whatever irritates you by plastering the walls with entrails," I will likely play more of them. Secondly, I own more Guitar Heros and Western RPGs - which, good ones are a needle in a haystack of those - than JRPGs.
I HATE this shitty economy. It means less jobs - up to a previous rant, if you can struggle back there - and it means less money for me to go visit my dad and friends where he is.
I HATE people who won't let us fix the shitty economy just because it'll take a little longer.
I HATE unbuttered muffins. The hell is up with that? It's a muffin, I want my goddamn butter!
But, most of all, I HATE PMS! Yes, yes I do. I hate everything about it; including irritability, which has brought you these rants.