the hill game

[Basement Cat]

Uses corrupt politics to bring in a back breaking tax lien on the hill, then lays claim to it for free in a "public" auction.

My [bureaucratic) hill.

 

[NoOne852]

Then the local authorities come in to explain that you can't tax Mt. Everest, arresting everyone involved in the sandal. After they leave I play my flag claming it to be mine once more

My hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

THE HILL BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE! VIVA COMMUNIST REVOLUTION! D:<

*Storms the hill with college students and hippies*

IT SHALL BE THE HILL FOR THE PEOPLE, WHERE WE FORCE OTHERS TO GIVE US FRE $#@^!

 

[username sucks]

You want free stuff? Here, have this free cloud of poison gas.
*Puts on Gas Mask*

Thmmis hrrs mhh hllm.
...
Sthmpid Ghs Mahsk.

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

While wearing a gas mask from the chemistry lab I walk up behind username sucks and pour a big beaker of sulfuric acid down his back. As his butt melts away he runs off screaming.

My hill.

 

[Porygon-2000]

With my trusty Blutzauger, I steal both your life, AND your hill!

Ze hill gehort uns!

 

[scorptatious]

I set you on fire and split your head open with my trusty axtinguisher.

Mmmph Mmmph!

 

[Basement Cat]

I call in a massive mortar barrage.

My shell-holed hill.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Digs trenches, restarts WW1*

*Five years later...*

MY 12 INCHES OF THE HILL!

 

[NoOne852]

*napalms the entirety of the hill*
*waits until the flames dissapate to stand atop the hill*

My charred hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

*emerges from Vietcong like underground tunnels and machine-guns unsuspecting NoOne in the back*

My hill.

 

[sagitel]

*lines up a careful shot from far away and blow up copper's head with an explosive sniper round*

My hill (with brain all over it)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*throws whale at*

My hill.

 

[Basement Cat]

*drop a Daisy bomb on hill*

My charred hill.

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[Basement Cat]

*glances around*

Still my hill. I think this counts as a record.

 

[sagitel]

asks nicely for the hill. copper refuses then gets sad and slaps him of the hill.

my hill!

 

[NoOne852]

*Leads his cursed army to storm the hill* Sagiel, you can surrender and leave this hill with your life or fight and die! Either way, this hill will be mine!

My hill of the undead!

 

[username sucks]

*Bribes undead army with brains, then stabs NoOne with a silver blade that has a wooden stake as a handle and garlic rubbed all over it*

No undead can withstand that! it is my hill now.

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

*shoots username sucks with a shotgun*

Sometimes simple and straight forward works best. My hill.

 

[karcentric]

*hits above with a sledgehammer*

Get off my hill.