the hill game

[EeveeElectro]

*send my army of cats to scratch, bite and claw Morsomk*

My hill!

 

[Neuromancer]

Spoiler

My hill.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Spoiler

MY hill!

 

[Neuromancer]

Spoiler

My hill.

 

[Teoes]

Spoiler: I have a chinchilla on my head. Your hill is now..

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Okay, okay, no more fun games now¨.

*picks up the phone and dials up a number*

Yeah Benny, you wanna come and take care of a problem for me? Yeah, it's just on the hill.

*Benny the Metagross shows up and destroys everything on the hill*

Whoa....not much left of the hill, but what's left is mine!

 

[Teoes]

*dumps soil on top of Morsomk*

My (bumpy, moving slightly) hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Digs out of the soil and grabs Teoes leg*

This hill is mine!

*Morsomk used Thunder on Teoes*

*It's super effective*

 

[Teoes]

That wasn't my leg.
*finds a new hill*

My hill.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*clones hill*

My hill

*destroys old hill, making it into a valley*

Your valley

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*takes over all the high ground*

My strategically placed hill.

 

[Teoes]

*dsitracts with kittens*

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Uses his walkie talkie*

You guys ready? Ok...3...2...1...NOW!

*All of a sudden, a group of Digletts under the hill start to use Earthquake and end up destroying the hill and Teoes on top of it*

Whoa, that's a lot of destruction

*Stands on top of Teoes head*

My hill!

 

[Teoes]

I am not a hill!

*goes to land registry, puts in a bid*

My legally-owned hill. Get orf my land!

 

[Hman121]

*spends years studying law, making friends and bribes along the way to own the hill*

It is my hill now, commoner!

 

[Teoes]

*goes naked rambling*

My -breezy- hill!

 

[karcentric]

Indecent exposure is a serious crime.

*has Teoes arrested*

My law abiding hill.

 

[Teoes]

*exorcises karcentric*

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Brings all his PC setup on the hill*

My hill now and I will maybe share it with you if you play a game with me.

 

[Teoes]

*beats Morsomk at his choice of games.*

Boom. My hill.