The Hilton Curse

[DreamerM]

Paris Hilton's new reality show is going to be her search for a new "best friend forever."

People submit their applications online, are voted on by the Online Public, then 20 finalists are housed together while Paris does who knows what...maybe uses them as furniture....

I'm feeling sick....

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Technically, she'll probably find someone as fake as she is and bond with her. I mean, I'm not supporting this but I gotta admit it could work.

 

[mitsoxfan]

Unfortunately, the new Paris Hilton Reality TV show I was hoping they'd try is to put her in a sack full of bricks, throw her into the ocean, and tell her she's playing the new Live Action Bioshock game.

She'd fit right in with all the Splicers.

Welcome to Rapture, *****.

 

[qbert4ever]

The silver lining about her is that there is no way she can survive much longer with all the VD you know she has contracted over the years. I'm just waiting for her head to pop like the pimple on society that she is.

 

[monodiabloloco]

The silver lining about her is that there is no way she can survive much longer with all the VD you know she has contracted over the years. I'm just waiting for her head to pop like the pimple on society that she is.

That's hot.

 

[Sniper_Zegai]

I'm actually trying to construct a person made out of plastic explosives and hopefully get it on the show.

You maybe thinking "you cant kill the other innocent people on the show", Im sorry but I cant allow anyone who would apply to be Paris Hilton's BFF to further contaminate the gene pool of the human race.

 

[Echolocating]

But meh, just ignore this kind of thing. For people like Hilton, any kind of attention is good attention, so just ignore them and eventually they'll go away.

Has Britney Spears gone away? ;-)

 

[The Reverend]

But meh, just ignore this kind of thing. For people like Hilton, any kind of attention is good attention, so just ignore them and eventually they'll go away.

Has Britney Spears gone away? ;-)

Watch the new 2nd episode of the new series of South Park.

it doesn't matter, all they're gonna do is pick a bunch of retards who are basically clones of Paris and put them all together, maybe make all their little doggies have a fashion show or something.

 

[Melaisis]

I'm more curious as to why this thread does not include a link to the said application form!

 

[DreamerM]

I'm more curious as to why this thread does not include a link to the said application form!

So sorry.

Submit your information HERE! [http://parisbff.com/]

According to MSNBC, Paris is looking for "?Someone that I can just trust, someone who?s not gonna stab me in the back like has happened a lot in this town, someone I can have fun with," so everyone, be like SUPER nice and like, loyal and stuff, 'k? Good luck!

Also Noted: "Of course, Hilton already has a BFF, Nicole Richie, her co-star in the reality series ?The Simple Life.? Hilton said Richie understands the potential dilution of her BFF status, and is busy with her new baby anyway."

 

[The Franco]

I would love to see a show called "Paris Hilton goes to college."

See Paris utterly confused in System Dynamics. See Paris utterly confused in Regional Geography. See Paris utterly confused in "Ok, seriously, you put the round peg in the round hole. I'm not fucking joking. Do that and you'll actually pass. Paris? You listening? No, not the square peg, not the square...goddammit, I hate you." Watch her try to slut her way to an A but to no avail as the professor is a bigger queen than the indian from the Village People.

So long as she actually has to do all the work (no one else does it for her) and she is forced to do a "Sciency" major, it might be the only watchable reality show ever. Also it'll show kids just how hard college really is.

 

[Drong]

Unfortunately, the new Paris Hilton Reality TV show I was hoping they'd try is to put her in a sack full of bricks, throw her into the ocean, and tell her she's playing the new Live Action Bioshock game.

She'd fit right in with all the Splicers.

Welcome to Rapture, *****.

i would pay to watch this, she looks a bit spliced already

 

[Sib]

TheFranco, i will give you a 10million pound grant if you do that show
and drong where do you think they modelled the splicers from?

 

[Jeroen Stout]

Upstaging all your moral anti-Paris grouphugs, I would still, if pressed on the matter, consider having acts of a sexual nature with her.

 

[Omnidum]

Wait, forget that.

 

[Scolar Visari]

I propose we create a team of assassins to go on the show and end this.