The Hugging Game

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Prepare for a Pokemon rant hug*

Screw tradition! Gen. 2 was great because it was different! The series evolved! 3rd and 4th generations were bad because they skated by on 1 and 2! Why do Pokemon have a max evolution of 3 forms? Why is there always 8 gyms? Why is the Elite 4 always 5 master trainers? Why does there always an evil organization with no goal but being evil? Why are the starter Pokemon always grass, fire, and water?

I say give us Light and Glass type Pokemon! Make Dugtrio pop out of the ground and Crobat evolve for a fourth time! Make our Pokemon evolve by hating them! Give me a gym for every type! Make the Elite 4 the Awesome 11! Give the bad guys an ulterior motive for once! Give us Psychic, Dark, and Ghost starters! That's how gen. 5 will be good! That is the 3rd evolution of Pokemon!

And yes, I did write this rant by myself. I wanted to make it flow better, but I spent 10 minutes writing it.

 

[Scde2]

*Um...ok hug*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*Rae Spoon hug*

 

[The Infinite]

*It would be awesome for it to be implemented like that, hell the first pokemon they introduced was out of the norm a dark..something or other type. Hopefully it will be revolutionary, and bring it back to life once again.. anyways I'm off to sleep, see you all tomorrow hug*

 

[ShockValue]

*Slightly off hug*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*Slightly on hug*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Sex Rex
*Didn't you forget something in your rant?
Like Why are we never able to join Team Rocket? hug*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*It's incomplete right now hug* That was my first go at a Pokemon rant, but I've wanted to do one for a while. Team Rocket and such will be in more depth when I finish.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Pretty good rant hug*
I would join in Rex, but I fear our combined hatred would possibly make some heads explode.

 

[Scde2]

*Maybe you guys should have pokerants in Gaming Discusson hug*
But it's fine here.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

@Stranger: *I'd like to hear your ideas hug*

*We were discussing Pokemon when I started my hug*

 

[Scde2]

*oh, ok hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Rex: *Very well hug*

Spoiler: Rant

Know what pissed me off about a lot of pokemon games? Well, a lot of things, but I think I will put a few down here.
First of all, HM moves. Flash? What the hell? Can't my fire pokemon just use a damned fire move? Cut? You mean my pokemon with an earth shattering EARTHQUAKE cannot take out this small tree? GODDAMNIT!

Next, the trainers....or rather, lack of them. You mean to tell me you and your rival are the only ones running around trying to beat these gyms? Really? No one else? Not only that, but trainers, after taking a single beating from you, never want to fight again. Nor seem to get any stronger. So...you haven't trained your pokemon any more, and you don't want any vengeance on me from kicking your ass earlier? OK......

And now, the villains....From what I understand from the new versions, the Evil groups want to take over the GALAXY. Really? Team Rocket wasn't exactly a deep organization, but at least they had goals that were possible. Overtaking a town....some possible chaos and pokemon thievery....And where the hell are all the other trainers on this too? No one else wants to fight these guys? Its just a small thing, them wanting to destroy the world and overtake the town....

This is just a small sample, I feel I've gone too long already...

*apologies for this hug*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*I enjoyed it hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Thanks Rex hug*
[sub]Like I said, just a quick sample work[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

* I enjoyed the way of thinking that Gary was the good guy in the first pokemon game hug*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Sounds fun hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Some one even did a whole rant on it hug*
*link hug http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.182438-Gary-Oak-Was-The-Good-Guy*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Damn! hug*
*now I feel like a dick hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Not impressed hug*
Many villains can now be made to look like a good guy...