The Hugging Game

[Dr.Susse]

*9 out of the 10 doctors we paid off would recommend this medicine. Hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*9/10 experts agree the 10th is just being annoying hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*The companies should just decrease the poll to 9. Hug*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*The others recommend our other but still experimental product hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Then you would get THAT GUY who want to keep it at 8/9 hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*May cause Nausea, Irritability and short tempers, Hostility, Homicidal impulses, Rapid loss of mental clarity, Amnesia, Kidney failure, Diarrhea, Muscle aching and weakness, Tingling or cramping in the legs, Inability to walk, Problems sleeping, Constipation, Impaired muscle formation, Erectile dysfunction, Temperature regulation problems, Nerve damage, Mental confusion, Liver damage and abnormalities, Neuropathy ,Destruction of CoQ10 and death. Hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Please see your doctor if you think you have any of these symptoms hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Especially death. Hug*
A strange situation indeed where you would see your doctor about the medicine he prescribed to you.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Not even they know what they are giving you hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Maybe they are not giving you the right stuff just for your repeat business. Hug*
The escapist debunking whole systems at a time.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Revolution hug*

What should we do with this new information?

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Hide it and tell no one. Hug*

 

[ShockValue]

*First person hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Now hidden hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Now how should we spend the millions we got for hiding the secret? Hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Hmmmm....hug*

I would suggest a vacation, but with all the money we might as well always be on vacation.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Let's buy a hug statue in every capital city. Hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Excellent idea! hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Dobby dobby do. Hug*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Hum de hum de hum hug*