The Hypothetical Time Traveling Game!

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Aconite333

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Question:
If you could go back in time and hit one person from history, whom would it be and why?

Rules:
1.) Back to the Future time travel rules apply. Alternate time lines are possible, but they take awhile to "catch up" with you in the present.

2.)Your time traveling machine only has enough power to let you run up to your chosen victim and hit/punch/kick/etc. them ONCE before you're taken back to the present. So you can't do anything else while in the past.

3.)Your time traveling machine protects you from injury and disease, so don't fear retaliation or illness. But it doesn't protect you from photography nor people seeing you.

BONUS MULTIPLIERS!

x2 You can't hit Nazis.

x3 You can't hit Nazis or terrorists.

x4 You can't hit Nazis, terrorists, or world leaders.

x5 You can only hit someone you've known personally (But you still have to explain why)

I'd go back in time and hit that SOB Taylor that used to sit next to me on the bus and punch me in the shoulder every damn day. I know I'd be hitting a kid, but it's the only thing I'm petty about and my past self could use a pick-me-up like that.
 

Esotera

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Immune to injury/disease?

I'm going straight to the nearest zoo, jumping right into the bear enclosure, and smacking the biggest one there right on its nose. Or if it really had to be a person, then I suppose it would be Hitler when he was a little baby so that my punch would break his skull & therefore kill him...cliched I know.
 

dspike

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I would go back in time to when I was a young 4 year old asleep in my bed, then I would shake past self awake then I would tell myself that if I don't work out everyday until I am older I will get extremely fat and grotesque; and that is how I would lose weight flipping over-night.
 

DoPo

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OK...I think I can only get a x4 multiplier.

I'd hit that, please

Because...wouldn't you?

I'm sorry. It had to be done.
 

Silverslith

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Regnes said:
I'll travel to February 2006 and punch Stephen Harper in the throat, basically it would be nice to see him drop dead before taking office. I wouldn't want to kill him as a kid, would give me more pleasure seeing Stephen Harper as I know him die.
I'd hit him right after you, but in the groin. Double whammy.