The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[Gentleman_Reptile]

I;m awesome because I once met sir David Attenborough and HE told me I was awesome.

To say I am not awesome is to say David Attenborough is not a smart man.

Suck on THAT one universe!

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'm awesome because I have a girlfriend whom I love immensely.

 

[steampunk42]

i got bullied by the captain of the rifle team at my highschool. later i tried out for the team and beat him completely, then refused to join them. puts the magnanimous jerk in his place.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I'm awesome because I can play Through the Fire and Flames on expert. On GH3, GHGH and RB3.

Also I have a huge- *Is smothered by censors*

Tracks of land?

That only works with girls

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Anyway, I'm told I'm a walking miracle. Apparently, my nervous system is so simple that nothing short of incinerating my brain will kill me.

Quasi-immortality ftw!
Actually, mostly it just hurts...

 

[King Toasty]

I am, over all, just extremely radical.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'm awesomegasmic.

Awegasmic.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages, because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.

Damn, never thought I'd hear such high self-praise from an Englishman/woman(!) =P

OT: Like a boss, I'm awesome... well, I don't know why, I'm awesome...

Oh hell, I'm awesome because I've managed to stand up after all the crap my shitty life has chucked at me, gotten two a-levels at 13 and become a pretty nifty Thai boxer while at it.

 

[Mister Eff]

I'm awesome because I'm at Film School! My educational talents have been used on such things as: My friend downing a bottle of Jager at London Gay Pride today.

I'm going far.

 

[Pricey46]

I'm awesome because I have the most crazy, ridiculous, awesome dreams and daydreams ever.

Seriously, you guys need to get into my head sometime, it will blow your mind.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages, because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.

Damn, never thought I'd hear such high self-praise from an Englishman/woman(!) =P

Well my biological parentage is up in the air, being a drop-off case and all, so it's probably that showing through.

 

[brunothepig]

I'm awesome because I'm learning Song Of Storms from Zelda (duh) on keyboard. Just can't get the timing on my left hand with the damn melody. Grrrr. I can play Still Alive as well. And a couple of Mario themes, the chocobo theme. You get it, I like my keyboard.

On a different note, also working on dominating Mount And Blade: Warband by myself. No alliances, ever. It's not going so well, but when I'm done by god you're all gonna hear about it.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages, because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.

Damn, never thought I'd hear such high self-praise from an Englishman/woman(!) =P

Well my biological parentage is up in the air, being a drop-off case and all, so it's probably that showing through.

In that case:

*dons monocle, twirls moustache & doffs top hat*

I say, a British lady speaking in such a way, how uncouth, must be a foreigner... a foreigner?! GUARDS! SIEZE HER!!

Idiocy aside, curious about the writing... (but less curious about your use of the expression 'most beautiful ************' *hrk*!!) ^_^

And damn... reading your post is making me reminisce about my hockey playing days...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I'm not awesome...=(

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages, because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.

Damn, never thought I'd hear such high self-praise from an Englishman/woman(!) =P

Well my biological parentage is up in the air, being a drop-off case and all, so it's probably that showing through.

In that case:

*dons monocle, twirls moustache & doffs top hat*

I say, a British lady speaking in such a way, how uncouth, must be a foreigner... a foreigner?! GUARDS! SIEZE HER!!

Idiocy aside, curious about the writing... (but less curious about your use of the expression 'most beautiful ************' *hrk*!!) ^_^

And damn... reading your post is making me reminisce about my hockey playing days...

Only potentially genetically speaking. I'm as English as they come otherwise.
Well, English/Irish/Welsh, but that's not the point.

I like writing, and from what I'm told, I'm rather good. I'd give you a link, but I write for me, rarely, -if ever- showing anyone.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Oh wow, a chance to be vain?!? I'm all over this shit!

I'm awesome because I was one of 13 people in the world to be accepted to the first one year program at the prestigious T. Schreiber acting studio in New York (where people like Edward Norton, Peter Sarsgaard and Maria Bello trained) and one of 11 to complete the program. Upon completion, legendary acting teacher Terry Schreiber said that I was the standout of the program and that "nobody here has more tenaciousness, desire, and drive than Warren Douglas".

/brag

 

[SckizoBoy]

I like writing, and from what I'm told, I'm rather good. I'd give you a link, but I write for me, rarely, if ever showing anyone.

Me too, I have a stupid array of speculative history, historical fiction, philosophy and my beloved magnum opus (an epic sci-fi tragedy which I secret away obsessively from prying eyes). Still, I'll show you mine if you show me yours! *tee hee* (sorry... though I think I've only got a few sketches/bad short stories up on my blog at the moment, I really need to update it regularly again...)

 

[DasHunterman]

Here's how I'm awesome:

When I first started public schooling, I was in the Special Education program.
When I finished Public Schooling, I had a Regents Diploma, was a member of the National Honor Society, and was in the top 20% of my Graduating Class.

Yep. I'm Awesome!

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I like writing, and from what I'm told, I'm rather good. I'd give you a link, but I write for me, rarely, if ever showing anyone.

Me too, I have a stupid array of speculative history, historical fiction, philosophy and my beloved magnum opus (an epic sci-fi tragedy which I secret away obsessively from prying eyes). Still, I'll show you mine if you show me yours! *tee hee* (sorry... though I think I've only got a few sketches/bad short stories up on my blog at the moment, I really need to update it regularly again...)

Nope.
I have four notebooks filled with writing, and only three people have ever seen inside them. One of them had my permission.

I have four things hosted online. One I will never let another soul see, another, I don't really want seen, the third is abandoned and really, really doesn't showcase anything, and the fourth is a work in progress that I might share when it's done.

 

[novixz]

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? But for real, I can rap.