The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[goose45]

I can hold my breathe for a really long time.

 

[goose45]

Disregard "who are you" comment.

 

[Sephychu]

I'm fucking awesome.

I may not be the coolest guy,
People may be ashamed of me sometimes,
Hell, I'm not that attractive.

But when I open my mouth, people laugh, and they laugh hard.

EDIT: Oh, and I caught a fly with some chopsticks once. Greatest moment of my life.

 

[Liham]

I am awesome 'cause my I.Q is 143, i thought up a bit of astrophisyics when i was 6 AND F.I.G.J.A.M

 

[burhanr]

I am awesome because I have a burning hatred for crocs.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm awesome because I have an odd immunity to hangovers.

I'm also awesome because I'm becoming a published author at sixteen.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Hmm... I'm awesome because... surely there is some reason. Maybe I did something cool once? Nah, don't remember anything like that.

 

[lettucethesallad]

I'm awesome coz I'm a kickass guitar player with a Dean Razorback Explosion, I'm tall, ripped, and basically I'm like a boss. I'm a raging workaholic and a working ragaholic.
I am a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionalist, politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've bn uplinked and downloaded, I've bn inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife.A cutting-edge, state of the art, bicoastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but Im old school, and my inner child is 0utward-bound.
Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, Warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time Im radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. Im on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.
Im in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps.

Actually, that'd be George Carlin being awesome. Then again, you're awesome for liking him. And I'm awesome for recognizing it.

 

[Vault101]

my avatar

 

[XHolySmokesX]

I'm awesome becasue My imagination is so awesome that i can spend ages perfecting ideas for games in my mind in vivid techicolour.

I recon if i had the tech, and knew how to use it, i could create a whole game from scratch, and it would be awesome =P

 

[MassiveGeek]

I'm awesome because I'm ME!

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

 

[ChocoFace]

I'm awesome coz I'm a kickass guitar player with a Dean Razorback Explosion, I'm tall, ripped, and basically I'm like a boss. I'm a raging workaholic and a working ragaholic.
I am a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionalist, politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've bn uplinked and downloaded, I've bn inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife.A cutting-edge, state of the art, bicoastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but Im old school, and my inner child is 0utward-bound.
Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, Warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time Im radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. Im on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.
Im in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps.

You also quote George Carlin like a boss.

I'm awesome because i knew this was by George Carlin.

Also i can dunk a basketball.

 

[Jonluw]

I'm awesome because darth.pixie made a gif for me...

 

[ExileNZ]

I'm awesome because when I was 8 I had my IQ tested and it was 130!

133 but I'm thinking I can come up with a better reason than that.

I'm awesome because I promised myself I'd fly across the world to live in France for a while when I was 24 and I did. Now, nearly 5 years later, I'm married and well on the way to permanent residency.

Also, my wife thinks I'm awesome and she's hard to please

 

[kommando367]

I'm awesome because of my CQC skills in games and dart playing skills IRL.

Also, I have ramen noodles.

 

[Harlemura]

In the Arcade Edition rankings on Super Street Fighter IV, I'm around the 80th best Dan player in the world in terms of character-specific points.
I count that as making me awesome seeing as Dan's arguably the worst character in the game.
[sub]Which is why I'm so high up the rankings because no one else plays as him so there's little competition but shut up.[/sub]

 

[BJK55123]

I'm awesome because after four years, I beat my depression. Also, I've had appendicitis, lived with a potential psychopath for five months, memorized the presidents and their terms in less than an hour, got a platinum in Demon's Souls, and I have a baseball-sized cyst on my lung and function perfectly well.

 

[Harry Mason]

I single-handedly defy every negative stereotype about gamers and geeks, I am completely comfortable with my sexuality in ways most people can only claim to be, and I'm a damn fine cook and guitar player.

What is that you say? A geeky one?
I've reached the level cap in Rifts (The tabletop) with a Rahu-Man Pirate. In a game where you wrestle dragon-demons in other dimensions and gain experience as slowly as Valve releases games, that's pretty impressive.

What a self-affirming thread this is! Good idea.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I can't think of anything that makes me awesome - but that's okay, I guess.