The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[M0rp43vs]

I am(this is how I introduced myself to my college group)
A breakdancing, guitar Playing, singing, gameplaying shotokan karate blackbelt with a nice hat

 

[Davey Woo]

I'm awesome beause every idea I had for a witty reply has already been done on this thread.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm awesome because I've gotten oral sex while playing Half-Life 2 among other games.

Awww yeah...

 

[Purkki]

I'm awesome, because I climb cliffs and play God of War on the toughest difficulty!
Also, how many have solved Rubik's Cube with their left hand while playing Audiosurf with the right hand? It is awesome.

 

[the jellyman]

I just am. I just am.

 

[Nuada_Redd]

I am made of awesome sauce because I have E English cup sized breasts, and my first word was 'Duck'.
I can also use use a longbow (no... nothing had to be chopped off, I HAVE been asked before. Though believe me, it stings like **** if the string catches...), I wear Doc Martins to all occasions and can out drink quite a few grown men and ladies. BOOYAKASHAR!!!

 

[knuckles2812]

I'm awesome because I realized that the word Awesome is spelled wrong at the begining of this topic. ENGLISH FTW!!!!

Oh really? Check again.

The teacher doesn't give you credit for correcting your work after it's graded

 

[Leemaster777]

I'm awesome because I have a black belt in Aikido.

I'm awesome because I'm an Eagle Scout.

I'm awesome because I beat Sephiroth on hard mode in Kingdom Hearts.

And, most importantly, I'm awesome because I have my own theme song:



Beat that.

 

[Auninteligentname]

I'm awesome, because I have a moustache. Gentlemen, you have lost. X{D

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

I'm awesome because I beat the Mozdok Grounds in Splinter Cell Conviction on realistic with unsilenced weapons only.

Real life too? I'm Italian and damn hot.

 

[xxmyhero64xx]

I'm awesome because I can bullshit a college paper and get full credit on it.

 

[AMX58]

wait when i first saw this i thought of the Miz of the WWE

well im awesome at sniping in anygame

 

[TheGabe]

I'm awesome cause I can do this: http://soundcloud.com/the-dr-id/clawhouse
Also because I'm really good-looking.

 

[s0meNo0b]

I am awesome, for I have the awesome face.

 

[rancher of monsters]

I'm awesome because I have humility. Eat it, logical paradox!

 

[Brownie101]

I'm awesome because you give me any game of Magic the Gathering, any kind, and I'll make everyone my enemy unintentionally.

I'm awesome because I can bullshit a college paper and get full credit on it.

^ Along with a few reason similar to that one.

 

[NnyTheV]

HI! IM AWESOME! I WRITE PLAYS! AND I ACT IN PLAYS! AND I DO WHAT I LOVE! AND IM CLEVER! AND AWESOME! I MENTIONED THAT RIGHT!

 

[Dango]

I'm awesome because I always try to be a nice person.

Also I play the mandolin.

 

[mrdude2010]

i'm awesome because i .. i dunno i'm pretty awesome at video games i suppose