I am absolutely baffled by the lack of concern that is being displayed due
to the progression of God of War 3's completion. People should be running
in the streets because of this.
Now, i understand some of this may be caused by malinformation. I've
thought up some hypothetical questions concerning this disaster.
1.
Sean, what the hell are you talking about?
As many people know, God of War 3 is coming. It's real folks.
What little people are aware of is that God of War
3 will indeed cause the end of the world.
2.
How can something as cool as GoW 3 end the world?
God of War is cool, there is no doubting that. But GoW is just too cool for
it's own sake & the sake of the world.
After it's distribution, there will be parties, there will be celebration,
and there may very well be an animal sacrifice somewhere.
Once the game is actually put into the Ps3, however, the sheer awesomeness
will be
more than enough to cause blindness, death, urinary dysfunction, at least
three types of Cancer, and many other side-effects, much like those
experienced while seeing Chuck Norris. The combination of every Ps3 in the
world doing this(since everybody whose anybody will be playing this) will
undoubtably create a high definition black hole(or Blu-Ray hole) and/or
earthquake that will destroy the world.
3.
What do we do after that?
Because nobody in their right or wrong mind would dare stop the production
of God of War 3, we can only wait. After the Black hole/earthquake
mentioned above, we can all happily continue playing our video game in a
spinning vortex of molten rock, not unlike a volcanic toilet with a T.V. So
don't fret.
4.
What's so cool about God of War anyway Sean?
Anyone caught saying this will be sniped the moment my name leaves their
lips.
Thank you for your patience guys and please spread the word
to the progression of God of War 3's completion. People should be running
in the streets because of this.
Now, i understand some of this may be caused by malinformation. I've
thought up some hypothetical questions concerning this disaster.
1.
Sean, what the hell are you talking about?
As many people know, God of War 3 is coming. It's real folks.
What little people are aware of is that God of War
3 will indeed cause the end of the world.
2.
How can something as cool as GoW 3 end the world?
God of War is cool, there is no doubting that. But GoW is just too cool for
it's own sake & the sake of the world.
After it's distribution, there will be parties, there will be celebration,
and there may very well be an animal sacrifice somewhere.
Once the game is actually put into the Ps3, however, the sheer awesomeness
will be
more than enough to cause blindness, death, urinary dysfunction, at least
three types of Cancer, and many other side-effects, much like those
experienced while seeing Chuck Norris. The combination of every Ps3 in the
world doing this(since everybody whose anybody will be playing this) will
undoubtably create a high definition black hole(or Blu-Ray hole) and/or
earthquake that will destroy the world.
3.
What do we do after that?
Because nobody in their right or wrong mind would dare stop the production
of God of War 3, we can only wait. After the Black hole/earthquake
mentioned above, we can all happily continue playing our video game in a
spinning vortex of molten rock, not unlike a volcanic toilet with a T.V. So
don't fret.
4.
What's so cool about God of War anyway Sean?
Anyone caught saying this will be sniped the moment my name leaves their
lips.
Thank you for your patience guys and please spread the word
