The Impending God of War 3 Crisis.

[Irridium]

I could swear that I saw a thread like this about Halo 3 on some other forum...

anyway, we all know what will happen, people will finally buy a PS3 and Sony will finally make a profit.

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

I don't own a PS3, so I guess i'm doing my part to save the world.

 

[grayishfox]

I don't have a PS3, so my caring is lessened. Give me a new Sly Cooper and I'll buy one though.

i think it was hinted in something infamous related (on a billboard in-game or something)

 

[bodyklok]

You've got it all wrong. The world ended when God of War 2 came out. We are living in the post GOW 2 apocalypse. GOW 3 is the bringer of life. When GOW 3 comes out global warming will end, cancer will be cured, Duke Nuke'em Forever will magically appear and we will all dance, hand in hand, in the Elysium fields in ecstasy.

This.

Oh, the devs are totally aware of this! During loading screens there will be a message saying "if your erection has lasted for four hours please turn off the game and don't come back for a week" - the awesomeness will be controlled.

and yes, this applies to girls too. GoW III will give you erections.

don't ask! Accept your fate.

This.

Snip snip

And so very much this.

I will camp outside my nearest Game for a week in order to get this game. And if you try to steal my spot I will Kill you, and then I will sacrifice your broken corpse to the God Of War so that he might grant me a copie of his reality shattering game.

 

[Jumplion]

Oh, the devs are totally aware of this! During loading screens there will be a message saying "if your erection has lasted for four hours please turn off the game and don't come back for a week" - the awesomeness will be controlled.

and yes, this applies to girls too. GoW III will give you erections.

don't ask! Accept your fate.

You sir have just made me LOL.

Good for you, here's a cookie.

 

[grayishfox]

I don't have a PS3, so my caring is lessened. Give me a new Sly Cooper and I'll buy one though.

i think it was hinted in something infamous related (on a billboard in-game or something)

That's not even out yet though.

http://www.destructoid.com/infamous-demo-drops-a-sly-cooper-4-hint-131401.phtml

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[rated pg]

It is, in fact, SO COOL, that it can't even run at 60fps. Because that's what everyone else is doing and that's overrated.

 

[Weaver]

Sony exclusive series = me not give a fuck.

 

[thiosk]

Sony exclusive series = me not give a fuck.

GoW = me not give a fuck

i've never seen the appeal
As far as I'm concerned, its a super mario 64 with a guy in a skirt.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

It is, in fact, SO COOL, that it can't even run at 60fps. Because that's what everyone else is doing and that's overrated.

But it will have bucketloads of blood and a new spine severing mechanic at the expense of said frame rate and that's what the kids really want these days, isn't it?

 

[McBurks]

Uhm...the fuck? I heard the series isn't even that good...

FANBOY ALERT!! ABANDON THREAD!! ABANDON THREAD!!

Seriously man,this game could be the messiah of video games.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

You keep typing GoW, GoW, GoW, and I get confused if you are talking about God of War or if you've switched to talking about Gears of War. Damn abbreviations...