The Improvement Game.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

MOAR. MOAR IZ TEH SOLUTION!

How do you improve death?

 

[UnusualStranger]

By making it a business.

How do you improve explosions?

 

[brinvixen]

Allow Katy Perry's "Firework" to be playing in the background.

How do you improve your sex life?

 

[PixelKing]

Get a girlfriend.

How do you improve "Friday- Rebecca Black?"

Spoiler

You can't

 

[Fantasylord]

You light her on fire.

How do you improve this crappy game?

 

[Megadonphan]

Make it fun

How do you improve cars?

 

[tobi the good boy]

Include a self destruct mechanism in all of them.

How do you Improve a Pizza with seven delicious animals on it

 

[Realitycrash]

Combine all the animals and make a Chimera-pizza.

How do you improve parent-teacher meetings?

 

[JoJo]

Dispute every single negative point that the teacher makes about your child in the most angry and zealous way possible, whilst repeatedly refering to your child as "my little princess". Bonus points if your child happens to be a boy.

How do you improve Mewtwo?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Put him on fire!

How do you improve This thread. (If not perfect enough already)

 

[Doc Gnosis]

If MovieBob, or Yahtzee, or any of the other stars decide to make a post here.

How do you improve Top Gear?

 

[leedwashere]

Make it on ALL THE TIME

how do you improve the French Horn?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Tune it three octaves lower and five times louder.

How do you improve Space Travel?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add dragons.

How do you improve my addiction to this site?

 

[JoJo]

Make it so you can actually get somewhere outside the solar system in less than a lifetime.

Edit: Damm, ninja'd, I mean you distill the Escapist so it can injected in drug form.

How do you improve Bin Laden?

 

[nuba km]

adding lead

how would you improve minecraft?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Graphics!

How do I improve zombies?

 

[nuba km]

animal zombies!(got I love zombies)

How do you improve waffles?

 

[scorptatious]

Pour some syrup on them!

How do you improve ponies?

 

[One Seven One]

With Magic!

How would you improve your computer?