The Improvement Game.

[Dr.Susse]

Make them mandatory. Or use some sort of painkiller.

How do you improve driving while blind?

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

BLIND EVERYBODY!!!

How do you improve TheEmoSpeeds666?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Twenty more sixes!

How do you improve a paradox?

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

Add more portals.

How would you improve the work of John Williams?

 

[JLML]

By changing it to be like the work of H.P. Lovecraft.

How do you improve Cthulhu?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Stop having him jammed into every internet conversation.

How do you improve a cat?

 

[JLML]

By making it age backwards until it's permanently a kitten.

How do you improve my life?

 

[him over there]

Make it last twice as long.

How do you improve superman 64?

 

[JLML]

Is that supposed to be an improvement? :O

OT: By making it Superman 128 instead.

How do you improve Zee Captain?

 

[Dr.Susse]

By renaming him.

How do you improve an obscure reference?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

By removing all mentions of the source material from recorded history. More obscurity often makes things better, after all.

How do you improve the Chinese TF2 knockoff?

 

[JLML]

By making it into Chinese TF2. Without the knockoff.

How do you improve game-inspired music (see Miracle of Sound, Machinae Supremacy, etc.)?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More instrumentation.

How do you improve Youtube?

 

[JLML]

By removing all the annoys.

How do you improve school?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it free >.<

How do you improve headaches?

 

[JLML]

By making them less painful.

How do you improve Redlin?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Moar Canadia.

How do you improve my avatar?

 

[Philol]

You don't, it's fine as it is ^^

What about mine?

 

[JLML]

You change it into anything except it.

What about mine? /copycat

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

Say what the hell it is.

How do you improve my mandwich?