The Improvement Game.

[MammothBlade]

By training them to make dinner and use the toilet.

How do you improve sleep?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By having awesome dreams every time you do it.

How do you improve illness?

 

[MammothBlade]

By making it more deadly.

How do you improve a padded cell?

 

[Yureina]

By making it so you bounce off the padding when you touch it.

How do you improve upon bouncing?

 

[MammothBlade]

By adding more repulsion gel.

How do you improve science?

 

[GrimGrimoire]

By making it obligatory to believe in it.

How would you improve fingers?

 

[Philol]

By keeping the nails at a suitable length.

How do you improve books?

 

[David Bjur]

By adding a better cover.

How do you improve cars?

 

[MammothBlade]

By removing the brakes.

How do you improve bullying?

 

[Verzin]

by giving them massive doses of testosterone.

How do you improve Elminster?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Add in female elves!

How do you improve mushroom soup?

 

[MammothBlade]

By adding chicken.

How do you improve constipation?

 

[Dalek Caan]

By adding chocolate.

How would one improve a Jam and Butter sandwich.

 

[MammothBlade]

By adding nothing.

How do you improve a steam train?

 

[Yureina]

By crashing it into something

How do you improve anime?

 

[MammothBlade]

By adding more funny Engrish and philosobabble.

How can Jersey Shore be improved?

 

[Yureina]

By not existing at all.

How can this forum be improved?

 

[MammothBlade]

By updating threads instantly and not being half-arsed about it.

How can Critical Miss be improved?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Daily updates.

How can the average flight velocity of the African swallow be improved?

 

[Yureina]

By adding engines.

How can you improve a shoe?