The Improvement Game.

[dalek sec]

By having sexy ladies wear them.

How do you improve a table?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making google google itself all the time.

How do you improve a bed?

 

[dalek sec]

By having sexy people in it, duh.

How do you improve Miracle of Sound song's?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

By putting them in my bed, obviously.

How do you improve dragons?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Make him re-write all his books in science fiction. Also, reanimate him.


How do you improve the feeling you get after finishing some really tough homework?

 

[The Night Angel]

By knowing you haven't got any more homework to do after

How do you improve Solid Snakes voice??

 

[WiccaVamp]

Simple. Bedazzle it!

How do you Improve a dying relationship?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

by making smosh wear it.

How do you improve Mondays?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Make Tuesday the beginning of a 6 day weekend.

How do you improve levitation?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

by being able to leave a trail of a rainbow candy rain whenever you float

how do you improve a robot raptor that shoots rockets out of its eyes and breathes fire?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

make the- *gets decapitated by fiery laser shurikens*

how do you improve Japan?

 

[StormShaun]

Give it MOAR anime!

How do you improve noodles?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

what's greater than noodles?
this

how do you improve batman?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Combine him with The Doctor to create the greatest inter-stellar crime fighting, mystery solving team in the entire universe.

How do you improve a roller coaster?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

ah, ninja'd....

add a conspiracy theory?

How do you improve rockets?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Add a laugh track.

How do you improve alien invasions?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Remove bill O'reilly.
Wait, actually, let him stay, just move him to comedy central.

How do you improve Jimquisition?

 

[StormShaun]

Remove the main remove protagonist and replace it with Leon or the Chris character.
Also more horror and less action.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*googles the term ceibacy*
aahh... give prize money to whoever reaches the title "40 year old virgin"

How do you improve google?

 

[The Night Angel]

Give it access to all the internets. Even people's private stuff

How do you improve chess?