The Improvement Game.

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Flip it over to the cold side.

How do you improve moist, dark chocolate cake?

 

[I Max95]

add more steak!

how do you improve cows?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Make 'em into burgers. And put bacon on them.

How do you improve an air-conditioned room in the middle of summer?

 

[StormShaun]

Less Seaweed....yuck.

How do you improve Overpuse?

 

[The Night Angel]

Eating it. (though I suppose that is really improving yourself. Either way, they are tasty)

How do you improve Mel Gibson?

 

[kingofkumquats]

by measuring it in the amount of Skittles you have

How do you improve sofas?

 

[kingofkumquats]

More of them

How do you improve tv?

 

[Evil Smurf]

by removing reality tv shows.
How does one get rid of a hooker?

 

[Evil Smurf]

by donating them to science, FOR SCIENCE!
How does one act their age?

 

[dalek sec]

By doing something silly of course.

How does one improve a sink?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Make it into an advanced laboratory and add a whole bunch of talking appliances. :3

How does one improve a rocket-propelled chainsaw?

 

[dalek sec]

By adding another chainsaw to it of course.

How do you improve one of Miracle of Sound's songs?

 

[Evil Smurf]

by adding jazz!
how does one improve anchovies?

 

[BernardoOne]

by adding jazz!
how does one improve anchovies?

adding 3 more pizzas to compensate.

How does one improve dragons?

 

[Evil Smurf]

<spoiler=by giving them wheels and boobies>
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how does one improve linux?

 

[Evil Smurf]

MOAR POPTARTS!
how does one improve unicorns

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

MOAR BOOBS!

How does one improve women?

 

[Evil Smurf]

less clothes!
how does one improve that answer?

 

[Evil Smurf]

removing the troll gene.
How does one improve Pulp Fiction?