The Improvement Game.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More Colin Mochrie.

How do you improve thread necros?

 

[thesilentman]

By going back years!

How do you improve Pink Floyd?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More albums?

How do you improve sleeping?

 

[thesilentman]

Masterbation. Lucid dreaming!

How do you improve work?

 

[DotSlash]

More chair jousting!

How do you improve forums?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

More forum games!

How do you improve bananas?

 

[Porygon-2000]

By making the peel edible and tasty.

How do you improve night shifts?

 

[thesilentman]

The Escapist.

How do you improve religion and politics?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Build sensors into everyones' keyboards. These sensors will detect how angry the person is, and won't let them post until they've calmed down.

How do you improve an adorable puppy?

 

[thesilentman]

A moe adorable puppy!

How do you improve luck?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

By being my avatar. Since that joke won't really make sense to someone who hasn't read the book series my avatar is from, I'll give a second answer: Sell your soul to Satan / Cthulu / whatever sinister figure you prefer.

How do you improve the best cup of coffee money can buy?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spill it down the drain of the nearest sink. (I hate coffee)

How do you improve Skype?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it able to reconnect calls after losing a connection...

How do you improve my internets?

 

[Dr. Mongo]

With lotsa bandwidth

How do you improve the universe?

 

[Teoes]

Copious explosives.

How do you improve a BLT with brie?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add more bacon, duh.

How do you improve burping?

 

[Teoes]

Legs apart, shoulders back, chin out and push it up and out from your toes. In public.

How do you improve Jim Sterling?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Turn him into God, or Willam Defoe.

How do you improve chocolate sauce?

 

[kailus13]

By putting it on ice-cream.

How do you improve lesbianism?

 

[dalek sec]

With lots of cute girls!

How does one improve nachos?