The "In a World..." Game

[Sporky111]

The Burger King would officially be the scariest mascot.

In a world where sharks have legs...

 

[Marv21]

were all fucked

In world were I came up with a better response to the post above me

 

[Ramthundar]

you would of said "we ARE all fucked"

In a world with no smart-ass nerds who know proper grammar...

 

[terribleyetfun]

I`d go to a subway instead

in a world where every house is a skyscraper

EDIT:damn nija`d three times DAMN YOU NINJA`S

 

[scatmanfan]

there are no elevators, so you have to take the stairs.

In a world where peripherals are unable to cause you pain...

 

[Luke-NukemTW]

Then you will actually use your wii zapper

In a world where it is mandatory to fit your characters description in a LARP...

 

[Marv21]

The most common occupations are office worker and the most common realtionship status is single.

In a world where the police are corrupt and the streets are brought into anarchy

 

[xXGeckoXx]

...the world would be overrun with ninja's (i.e a better place).

In a world where the cake wasn't a lie...

(warning: no ethical discussion intended and the cake was a lie)

 

[LewsTherin]

I would eat it, and none of you would get any.

In a world where all dice are four sided...

 

[Ramthundar]

Yahtzee would never exsist, and neither would Zero Punctuation. And then life would end.

In a world where Britney Spears was just your average redneck....

 

[Dramatic Flare]

there would be some other teenage/mid-twenty bimbo ho-bag the media could make too great for their own good, like Hillary Duff.
Oh wait....

In a world where it was suddenly decreed by law everything must be spelled backwards...

 

[terribleyetfun]

eht lamrom yaw fo gnitrw dluow kool ekil siht

in a world where then internet is only populated by annoying people you meet on xbox live

 

[bermyduck]

...there'd be cake!!!

In a world where shoes are magic...

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

tap dancing would be easy

In a world wherezombies drink relentless energy drink...

 

[Ramthundar]

Monster would have a whole new meaning. and add campaing. and flavor.
"Brain Power Monster Drink! When life is shuffling to fast for the real thing, try Brain Power!"

In a world where demons were real and lived among us...

 

[Avalanche91]

Inuyasha fangirls everywhere would search for that one guy with funny ears, white hair and a non-funny sarcastic attitude.

In a world where every ant would be a individual with his or her own thoughts and beliefs.....

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Their lives would be based around a religion where the great foot crushes them and sends them to heaven or hell based on whether they've been a good little ant, although the antarchists (bad joke) would rebel against this, but be crushed all the same.

In a world where picnics are the path to enlightenment...

 

[Random Argument Man]

The ants would rule the WORLD.

In a world where everyone had the voice of Sean Connery...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Sean Connery would have the voice of Ron Pearlmen

In a world where crazed bunnies begin multiplying at a massive rate...