The "In a World..." Game

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

i jizz in my pants

in a world where wotsits taste bad

 

[Klagermeister]

The world population triples within one year.

In a world where your net worth is determined by body fat content...

 

[Dramatic Flare]

I'm a bit poor but have a little wealth. And America is still richest country in the world!

In a world where Feudalism is the most common government...

 

[Ramthundar]

Obama would be the Black Knight.

In a world where you must fight everyone you meet to the death...

 

[terribleyetfun]

we would have no need for action films also it would be fucking cool to watch

In a world where every movie has 5 sequels

 

[P1p3s]

the rocky franchise MIGHT have been saved and Peter Jackson would still be filming Orcs and Elves in new zealand.

In a world where all games contain a voice over from Ron Pearlman...

 

[Mirika_the_warrior]

...fallout would have a smaller fan base

in a world were people could instantly generate matter with a thought...

 

[Dancingman]

There are many "matters" to be dealt with at the same time

In a world where Dancingman is the Emperor of the Imperium

 

[The_Chief]

i work at that imperium...of matresses

in a world were everyone has 1 arm,1 leg,half a brain, and polio...

 

[Iammatt]

Earth would be renamed Africa.

In a world where the scientology religion actually makes sense...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

The time-space continuum is ripped by that impossible paradox.

In a world where there is so much hard-core porn, even on daytime network TV, it gets really boring...

 

[MalevolentJim]

so much so that the sight of jenna jameson,tera patrick,eva longoria and jessica alba in a big oily foursome leaves us thinking "i wonder whats on tv now?"

In a world where people could look at Sarah Jessica Parker and not say "She is either a really ugly woman,or a very beautiful seahorse"......

 

[Mr. Fister]

Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn't be in movies anymore.

In a world where Don LaFontaine was still alive....

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Well, nothing would change. Just make sure you save those Little Sisters, who knows? 30 years down the line they may thank you.

In a world where Void demons have annihilated all of Civilization with a nuclear holocaust...

 

[bad rider]

Well, nothing would change. Just make sure you save those Little Sisters, who knows? 30 years down the line they may thank you.

In a world where Void demons have annihilated all of Civilization with a nuclear holocaust...

I'd wonder why I annihilated the world
In a world where you were drunk....

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

you would be drunk

In a world where there were sparkle dragons

 

[RedDiablo]

they would fight off the evil unicorns and mermaids.

In a world where computers have gained sentinent AI, and are trying to kill humans....

 

[terribleyetfun]

Scientology is so screwed and whenever you turn on the t.v you get rick roll`d

in a world ruled by my empty coca-cola can.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

pepsi is outlawed

in a world were dolphins are the most intellgent mammels.

 

[Marv21]

the escapist would not exist.

In a world where dogs rule and cats drool!