The "In a World..." Game

[Dramatic Flare]

You have gained + 11 exp in filing, form filling, and phone calling!
You have been promoted to lvl 2 file clerk!

In a world where everything that ever happened was pre-determined by a d20.

 

[The_Chief]

my ex rolled a 5 with me I CAST DUMPAGE

in a world where all police are pirates with the eye patch and the arg

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

the world would be pretty awesome

in a world full of cyborg ninjas

 

[Ramthundar]

Zombie Pirates would be the rebel group. And it be badass.

In a world where Chuck Norris was a super-heroe...

 

[G-Virus]

...things would pretty much be the same as they are now.

In a world where Chuck Norris was a girl...

 

[jackanderson]

...He'd (or She'd) win Britain's Got Talent and not Susan Bloody Boyle.

In a world where people who try to resurrect old Forum Games are arrested...

 

[world_of_dragons]

One nerd stands up against such a retarded law.

In a world where games do indeed become reality

 

[Ramthundar]

I'd move to freaken Mars, cause their is some fucked-up games out there. Plus the no man could take on the hordes of Generic Marines soldiers, aliens, and zombies in one go.

In a world where meditation is relpaced by sleep.,,

 

[Mackinator]

...People would sleep alot.
In a world where chickens eat humans...

 

[Ramthundar]

KFC would be better. (or should I say KFP?)

In a world where questions answered themselves...

 

[the Tadman]

...Shows like "Who want's to be a millionaire?" don't exist.

In a world where people eat each other...

 

[Ramthundar]

McDonalds would be considered the solution to world hunger.

In a world where everyone wheighed 300 pounds...

 

[G-Virus]

...Weight Watchers would be the leading corporate entity on earth.

In a world where geeks were considered the most popular social group in high school...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Jocks would get beat up every day, except they would get beat up with words (mental anguish is so much worse than normal pain)

In a world where all porn star chicks are really ugly...

 

[Ramthundar]

The standards of sexual beauty would be WWWWAAAAYYY off.

In a world that had no conflict or strife...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

The human race would be extinct centuries ago because of overpopulating the planet.

In a world with no sex...

 

[Ramthundar]

We'd die out withing a generation, the males first do to a severe outbreak of Tunnel Carpal Syndrome.

In a world were idiots were put to death...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Half the internet would die.

In a world where STD's are a good thing...

 

[Ramthundar]

Paris Hilton would be herald as a Saint.

In a world where Threads never died...

 

[G-Virus]

...bumping would be pretty much useless.

In a world where your darkest thoughts were made reality...