The Infinite Monkeys Theory

[FoOd77]

A universe where stars are actually fairies, who constantly shout "HEY!" and "LISTEN!" at eachother nonstop, where the moon is made of cheese, the sun is actually a giant golf course/ski resort, the earth is inside out, and it rains babies every day. Speaking of day, there is no night and day, only "Time" and "Different Time", tree's are actually spies, and spies are actually trees. Pies are also spies. But spies are definately not pies, they are trees.

You do not play videogames, because the videogames are actually people, and playing them was considered lewd and unnatural. Instead people play XTREME FRISBEE only, but the frisbees are actually glass dinner plates, and it's extreme because people are frequently beheaded.

Black holes are not holes, nor are they black, they are fuschia tetrahedrons. People have to wear comically large suction cups on their shoes, to prevent gravity from throwing them into space, to be annoyed by fairies for eternity. The only religion is the worship of Aardvarks, and crime is at an all time low, because the definition of criminal was changed to "person who abides by the law". And there is no such thing as insanity, only outsanity.

Also, hot snow falls up.

It's a real place, I'm sure of it.

 

[Trivun]

There's a universe where the corporations actually care about their customers.

Yep, it's called the Valve-verse ;D.

Anyway, there's a universe somewhere where the stuff that happens in Scott Pilgrim is all real and can actually happen. Still wouldn't convince me to go vegan and give up meat though. Besides, I like eggs too much. But yeah, a Scott Pilgrim universe is out there somewhere. All that is left for me to do now is find it...

 

[JohnDoey]

A universe in which everyone has neon pink hair with purple highlights and it rains cats daily.

 

[Mechsoap]

a universe where religion doesn't exist and is entirely ruled by logic and sense

 

[Signa]

I got this theory a while ago regarding mirrors. When you look into a mirror, you in fact see what's in the next universe over in the long line of infinite universes. In that universe, everything looks the same, and in fact it is, except some small part of your universe is different. It could be as small as a 13-year-old in Cuba deciding to brush their hair one more stroke than in your universe, but it's different nonetheless. If you take two mirrors and make them face each other so you get that infinite reflection thing, you can see into the universes on either side of your place in the line, and if you had perfect, telescopic vision, you could eventually see into a universe where there is something different shown in the mirror, like you wearing a different shirt or having different color eyes. This is what I come up with when bored.

That's a cool theory, but... ohshit. I just looked at your avatar and now you get to punch me.

OT:
A universe where companies don't cater to casuals. I'm sorry, it's 7:30am and I've been up all night.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

There is a universe where every thing (mattresses, pliers, black-hawk helicopters) grow in the wild on certain planets. The only difference between this universe and the one depicted in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy though, is the fact that the mattresses are actually vicious, blood-thirsty nightmare creatures who laugh at humanoid weapons and piss vinegar (literally.)

 

[Mechsoap]

Somewhere out there, there is a universe in which everything is exactly the same except for the outcome of coin tosses.

futurama isent it?

 

[kouriichi]

ZALGO.
He comes......

 

[int boom]

A universe where an unlimited number of monkeys spend their entire lives randomly writing things until the complete works of Shakespeare are produced...

If you adhere to the theory of evolution then WE ARE LIVING IN THAT UNIVERSE :O

Clever, even though you really don't get the reference yourself. The idea isn't that monkeys would magically produce the exact words of one artist, It's that enough idiots or literate monkeys would eventually be able to produce something to that level.
And yes we are. Except the monkeys are mostly hairless, big, and clearly not unlimited to anybody with basic math comprehension.

You blew my mind maaan... :O

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

There's a universe that's exactly like this one, only with the color pallet shifted three to the right.

That universe is this one, theoretically. Seeing as no one can perceive colors through the eyes of another, there probably are people who have shifted color palettes and are unaware of it, since they already identify each color with a name, and colors can't be described.

 

[darth.pixie]

A universe where dividing by zero is as basic as 2+2.

Actually that leads to an interesting question (for some value of interesting)... would it be possible for an alternate universe to have a different answer to the sum of, say, 2+2? In this universe it's 4, last time I checked. But what would it mean for some other universe to have 2+2=5?

2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.

A universe where Pi is 3.

A universe where Pokemon catch you.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

There's a universe that's exactly like this one, only with the color pallet shifted three to the right.

That universe is this one, theoretically. Seeing as no one can perceive colors through the eyes of another, there probably are people who have shifted color palettes and are unaware of it, since they already identify each color with a name, and colors can't be described.

You know what's really sad, there are an infinite number of universes out there, and ours one of the few without superpowers. Hell, every other universe has a Batman and we don't. Yet.

 

[Jonluw]

As unlikely as it sounds there is a universe where people actually post threads in the right forum sections.