The Injustice League

[Hazy992]

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

Oh please, I could take you down easy, never mind Daystar! Two sides of the same coin my arse!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm keeping watch on you

Hazy already knows that I stalk him. Though to be fair, apart from having a cloaking device it's pretty hard to sneak around in a spaceship. Energy usage is a *****, and those engines can be damn loud.

A captain needs to make a living somehow!

You're just like that other captain I hired!

Him and his band of thugs!

Had a brown coat, called himself Mal. Thought to myself "Odd name for a ship, Serenity. What does it MEAN?"

Ah well, I paid him pretty well

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

Oh please, I could take you down easy, never mind Daystar! Two sides of the same coin my arse!

Just saying

It's all psychological philosophy, it's hard to explain

Trust me, I have an invisible degree in it

 

[The Funslinger]

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

I lead to prevent a monopoly of Escapist control from the Brovengers!

You need us, and we need you... We all know this

You fool! We exist only to deal Brovengeance against trolls. We are defenders, not conquerors. Though we could easily do both...

This isn't Gilead. The Gunslinger doesn't deal out death to revolters. Neither is it a planet ready for populace extermination by the Saiyan.

And it isn't a neighbor's lawn for Amaratsu the dog god to crap on. You people are just the result of a kneejerk reaction.

You're the on forum equivalent of excessive political correctness!

 

[shrekfan246]

You're just like that other captain I hired!

Him and his band of thugs!

Had a brown coat, called himself Mal. Thought to myself "Odd name for a ship, Serenity. What does it MEAN?"

Ah well, I paid him pretty well

I have no idea what you're talking about... I'm pretty sure that we can both agree that I'm no petty thug.

 

[Hazy992]

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

Oh please, I could take you down easy, never mind Daystar! Two sides of the same coin my arse!

Just saying

It's all psychological philosophy, it's hard to explain

Trust me, I have an invisible degree in it

Clown college doesn't count Enchilada Boy!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

Oh please, I could take you down easy, never mind Daystar! Two sides of the same coin my arse!

Just saying

It's all psychological philosophy, it's hard to explain

Trust me, I have an invisible degree in it

Clown college doesn't count Enchilada Boy!

I graduated from the finest university of all

It's from the future, you haven't heard of it yet XD

You're just like that other captain I hired!

Him and his band of thugs!

Had a brown coat, called himself Mal. Thought to myself "Odd name for a ship, Serenity. What does it MEAN?"

Ah well, I paid him pretty well

I have no idea what you're talking about... I'm pretty sure that we can both agree that I'm no petty thug.

Of course we can

You charge too much to be a THUG.

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

I lead to prevent a monopoly of Escapist control from the Brovengers!

You need us, and we need you... We all know this

You fool! We exist only to deal Brovengeance against trolls. We are defenders, not conquerors. Though we could easily do both...

This isn't Gilead. The Gunslinger doesn't deal out death to revolters. Neither is it a planet ready for populace extermination by the Saiyan.

And it isn't a neighbor's lawn for Amaratsu the dog god to crap on. You people are just the result of a kneejerk reaction.

You're the on forum equivalent of excessive political correctness!

I see...


And now, I am off to drow- I mean, teach kids swimming!

I shall return by 9 (US Eastern time)!

I'll just swagger on out of here...

 

[Hazy992]

We're sizing each other up, Hazy.

Of course, Daystar and I are different sides of the same coin >

Oh please, I could take you down easy, never mind Daystar! Two sides of the same coin my arse!

Just saying

It's all psychological philosophy, it's hard to explain

Trust me, I have an invisible degree in it

Clown college doesn't count Enchilada Boy!

I graduated from the finest university of all

It's from the future, you haven't heard of it yet XD

I know Fortuneteller Baba, I know everything. Nothing slips past me

 

[shrekfan246]

I see...


And now, I am off to drow- I mean, teach kids swimming!

I shall return by 9 (US Eastern time)!

I'll just swagger on out of here...

Your image failed to link properly.

So... could the Brovengers use a hired mercenary with a spaceship?

 

[The Funslinger]

I see...


And now, I am off to drow- I mean, teach kids swimming!

I shall return by 9 (US Eastern time)!

I'll just swagger on out of here...

So... could the Brovengers use a hired mercenary with a spaceship?

Your first statement as IL's shipmaster, and it's taking the piss out of their leader.

I like you.

To answer your question, easily.

 

[shrekfan246]

Your first statement as IL's shipmaster, and it's taking the piss out of their leader.

I like you.

To answer your question, easily.

Splendid! Who should I contact, or do the Brovengers have their own ways of contacting prospective members?

Taco Man was right about one thing, though. I do indeed charge too much to be a thug.

 

[The Funslinger]

Your first statement as IL's shipmaster, and it's taking the piss out of their leader.

I like you.

To answer your question, easily.

Splendid! Who should I contact, or do the Brovengers have their own ways of contacting prospective members?

Taco Man was right about one thing, though. I do indeed charge too much to be a thug.

I'm one of the admins for the Brovengers, due to my exemplary service record.

That said, if you do join, you'll probably be one of the first suspects for any spying, considering you were onboard with them not ten minutes ago...

 

[shrekfan246]

I'm one of the admins for the Brovengers, due to my exemplary service record.

That said, if you do join, you'll probably be one of the first suspects for any spying, considering you were onboard with them not ten minutes ago...

I don't know what you're talking about. I've never affiliated myself with any side, and any past messages that claim otherwise are clear forgeries!
Ahem.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm one of the admins for the Brovengers, due to my exemplary service record.

That said, if you do join, you'll probably be one of the first suspects for any spying, considering you were onboard with them not ten minutes ago...

It was all part of my plan. I was to infiltrate the Injustice League and then report to the Brovengers with all of the information I gathered. For you see, I've been an employer-less triple agent the entire time!

And you just posted that fact on their thread.

Clever :|

 

[shrekfan246]

And you just posted that fact on their thread.

Clever :|

>.> I believe, if you'll look back, you'll find that you've somehow quoted the wrong post...
[sub]*coughcough*[/sub]

 

[The Funslinger]

And you just posted that fact on their thread.

Clever :|

>.> I believe, if you'll look back, you'll find that you've somehow quoted the wrong post...
[sub]*coughcough*[/sub]

You scoundrel!

Also, your mother is of an unappealing persuasion. I would never ally you to a noble cause such as ours!

 

[shrekfan246]

You scoundrel!

Also, your mother is of an unappealing persuasion. I would never ally you to a noble cause such as ours!

But every noble cause needs a person with sticky fingers. A person who's willing to get his hands dirty. A person who, with unparalleled dexterity, can do... something. I don't know, I'm running out of metaphors.

But the Brovengers make a better offer than the Injustice League anyway. And I keep mistyping Injustice as "Injustive", so I feel I would be a poor fit.

 

[The Funslinger]

You scoundrel!

Also, your mother is of an unappealing persuasion. I would never ally you to a noble cause such as ours!

But every noble cause needs a person with sticky fingers. A person who's willing to get his hands dirty. A person who, with unparalleled dexterity, can do... something. I don't know, I'm running out of metaphors.

But the Brovengers make a better offer than the Injustice League anyway. And I keep mistyping Injustice as "Injustive", so I feel I would be a poor fit.

I know, I'm merely shit flinging. If there's anyone who's amoral and down in the shit, it's a gunslinger, do ya ken?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

A goddess with the ability to make things look pretty?

CALL THE F***ING SWAT, S**T JUST GOT REAL!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

The fuck you say?



Yeah, I'm pretty sure controlling ice, fire and lightning, as well as being able to slow down time and manipulate reality with a celestial paintbrush are all very pretty.

You know what else they can do?

[HEADING=1]Kill yo ass![/HEADING]

 

[Hazy992]

A goddess with the ability to make things look pretty?

CALL THE F***ING SWAT, S**T JUST GOT REAL!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

The fuck you say?



Yeah, I'm pretty sure controlling ice, fire and lightning, as well as being able to slow down time and manipulate reality with a celestial paintbrush are all very pretty.

You know what else they can do?

[HEADING=1]Kill yo ass![/HEADING]

Isiah's face when he read such nonsense