The introduction game!

[ShotgunShaman]

Hi guys! This is a very simple game: just introduce the person above you. It can be however you want. For example, if I'm posting after myself,

If I did have a tumor, I would name it ShotgunShaman. ShotgunShaman. The little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal, if only you could stop tongueing it, but you can't.

(cookie for reference)

 

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[ThreeWords]

Sir Brytside, a prominent member of the Round Table of Killers. Currently suffering from Avatar Christmas Fever (ACF), he expects to be back in action soon, performing further musical/knightly deeds

 

[Neonbob]

ThreeWords, the random alien looky thing, is a master of...well, something. He's good at something, right? I mean, I wouldn't be introducing him if he wasn't.
Let's say he's the Star Chess Champion. That sounds good.
He won the last game after his Battle Cruiser rammed into his opponent's small cluster of stars, and set off a gigantic explosion. This man is great at his job!

 

[AvsJoe]

And here is the main attraction of the night, folks! If you weren't impressed by the stripeless zebra or the world's first talking mute, this freak will definitely blow your mind! He is officially the world's tallest midget and can type at above average speed. He can eat more bread in one month than you or I and he has the ability to convert any edible substance into an e-coli infested brown mass naturally! (audience gasps) Meet the man who can astound you with his amazing posting abilities and the politically-incorrect avatar...

Meet Neonbob!

(audience cheers)

 

[Randoms]

AvsJoe
Victim of the horrifying sunny farms scandal avsjoe brothers were killed in the halloween masacre as they all got chucked at houses

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Once a fighter for the country he loved, shunned away by his family and coworkers, the only things left in his life were his body, his .45, and a desire...

FOR REVENGE.

RANDOM. COMING THIS FALL.

 

[Randoms]

ShotgunShaman Warehouse
for all your um.. mutaded bat things SHotgunShaman is your um... mutated bat thing call
1800-Shotgun-SHaman-3710

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A man known for his likeness and impersonation of Ryu. The prince of punches, the sultan of streetfighter, The hero of hadoken!

Put your hands together for-
Randoms!

 

[Randoms]

VaudevillianVeteran
A victim of domestic violence, after a hard days work VaudevillianVeteran comes home only to be attacked by his angry wife with a rolling pin.

Household Violence.... Australia says NO

 

[Revolutionary]

youll never predict him
but he will post mulitiple times........

 

[Randoms]

yes i will give it up for Captain Obvious a.k.a.
Revolutionary47

 

[Sporky111]

Randoms the Spy: He can identify Captain Obvious in an instant, no matter what disguise he may be under.

 

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Slouch. Giving squeamish lolis nightmares since November 2009.

 

[Puzzles]

Hail fire 998. Bringing the god damn heavy rain since '98.

 

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[CounterAttack]

It's Slouch, New Zealand's one and only blobfish man!

 

[Vrex360]

Not only will he attack you, but he'll retailate to your attack. He's the Counter to the attack, he's CounterAttack.

 

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