The introduction game!

[Sam G]

Slouch. I had a slouch once, but then I went to see a chiropractor and got it fixed. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Slouch!

 

[Vrex360]

He's Sammy G.... nothing else needs be said.

 

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[WafflesandBacon]

Here comes an ugly, big nosed monster,no not my mother, let's hear it for Slouch

 

[Randoms]

Yes its everyones favourite smoking skulll
it WafflesandBacon593

 

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[TheOrangeSocks]

Some say he owns a turkey farm in Cambodia..

Some say he once slapped the Queen with a rainbow trout.. because that ***** didn't put sugar in his tea..

SOME SAY that he invented sliced bread..

All I know is - He shall be called - SLOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Who is that guy with the ridiculously coloured socks? And that sexy helmet to match?

Well it could be no other than. . . TheOrangeSocks!

 

[Randoms]

Here's the man you've been waiting for, the only man who can play basketball while he sleeps
(and not suck at it) ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SUCKMYBT

 

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[TheSentinel]

Some say he is the Crown Prince of Denmark, and some say that his stare lowers the room temperature 5 degrees. All we know is that his name is Slouch.

 

[Randoms]

Some say Sentinal10 is the coolest person on the Escapist, but those people are all in the Mental Asylum. Anyway IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSS SENTINEL10

 

[Birras]

Despite his name, the gent known as Randoms is very predictable. That, or I built up a randomness immunity from reading Dr McNinja. Whichever.

 

[TheSentinel]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Is Birras a bad enough dude to save him?

 

[Birras]

Sentinel10, he has been cursed to only ask questions that can be answered with the phrase 'Damn skippy!'

 

[TheSentinel]

Birras is the man you only cross once. ONCE!

 

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[Randoms]

Slouch, slow to anger, slow to die

 

[ToxicPiranah]

Some say that he created the universe, others say he is harder than chuck norris, I say he is Randoms!

 

[CosmicCommander]

He is Toxic, and he can shred your skin off in minutes... Don't fuck around with him.