The introduction game!

[Jedamethis]

He works alongside raptors to terrify you all!

 

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[Randoms]

No, but Sentinel10 is.

 

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[Captainguy42]

Slouch is actually posting from a sea-base at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Vrex360]

He's the captain guy you want on your side after the other 41 have died.

 

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[Balaxe]

If you like blob things than look no further than Slouch!

 

[Fraught]

If you want an ugly, gray, aggressive Locust monster to kill someone you hate, look no further than our very own...BALAXE!

 

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[ultrachicken]

Ladies, gentlemen and me, it's the santa blob, slouch!

 

[Dark Knifer]

Zoidberg wants YOU!

 

[TankCopter]

If dinosaurs weren't extinct I'd be a lot more worried, because raptors with parachutes would probably spell the apocalypse, but they are and Pararaptor is just as human as the rest of us.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I take pride in introducing this guy, guaranteed to will you, chill you and fulfill you...
Pararaptor!