The Item to your immediate right

[itsausernamewhatofit]

to my right i have a butterfly knife, a ball point pen, a pile of miscellaneous cords, pamphlets and books, the soundtrack to Cowboy Bebop, and a figure of Temjin from Virtual On Cyber Troopers.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

A wall... well shit.

WAIT! Not just a wall, but also a string that lifts the shades on the window! Oh... I guess I'm still fucked.

 

[Enigmatic Master]

Goldfish crackers at least i won't be hungry

 

[Mazza35]

I have a Joystick....COME GET SOME!

 

[Haydyn]

Gatoraide bottle full of coins. It's gonna be a fun time.

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

balisong for something to play with while things load on the computer.

That's why I keep my balisong next to my chair! I have a Bradley Kimura VII how about you?

 

[Ironsouled]

Huh... pity I'm not on my laptop in my room right now. Mogworld and the God Stalker Chronicles (for books), Labyrinth (movie), assorted video games in the cases, my glasses, 4 pens, 2 pocket knives and my steel shod cane. At least the cane serves quite well as a beatstick, even if I can't walk right without it.

Ohh. Also my top hat and suit... left them there to remind myself to put the hat on the hatstand and go get the suit pressed. So I get to dress up like a million dollar trooper and beat he shit out of zombies? I guess it can be worse.

 

[aitken23]

My kilt. Now if only there was a weapon other than a fencing saber in the room.

 

[Blackout62]

A half full bottle of water. Suck it survivors you'll all be heavily armed and dehydrated fighting zombies and I'll be standing off to the side sipping away as you stumble away from the horde exhausted and thirsty.

 

[GeorgW]

I have an electric fan. How the hell am I gonna hold this thing??

 

[Goofguy]

A kleenex... aw crap. And no, it's not what you think.

 

[Sir Boss]

Why hello there vacuum cleaner whats that you say?
your hungry for zombie skin?
too bad your plugged in to the goddamn wall

 

[Fusion the Cat]

An unbolted "No Stopping or Standing <->" street sign. I think I can work with this.

 

[bobbob88]

an accordion?

EDIT: technically a concertina but i don't think i shall fair much better.
This one: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtmymcu-RCNeX1THpxM6wmy2X2afNY7FKy9hrDR4gNjARh1eT67g&t=1

 

[YawningAngel]

I seem to have a wardrobe to my right. Oh dear.

 

[gNetkamiko]

A wall sized glass case full of collectors knives, some Camel memorabilia (which was owned by the previous occupant and is sitting on top of the case), and a bunch of Scrap paper. I'd probably be playing all of the songs from Arjen Anthony Lucassen's Ayreon Project on my computer as well(I'm almost positive that none of you on the escapist have heard of the artist, but for those of you who own Rock Band 3, you'll have heard "Dawn of a Million Souls", which was written by Arjen.)

 

[7777777777444]

Right: Wall (Birch Wood)
Left: Baseball, PSP, Guitar, Various CDs
Up: Air
Down: Energy Sword

Wait... only left and right?

 

[suitepee7]

i have a biro, or a band-aid...

at least if i fall over running away from the zombie, i can put a plaster on my knee ^-^

 

[BNguyen]

a trashcan, after I beat them to death with it I can clean up afterwards