The Item to your immediate right

[Booze Zombie]

I have to beat zombies to death with a pack of crackers... I'll just use my hands.

 

[lacktheknack]

...My sister?!

Well, she's going to be difficult to wield efficiently...

 

[Superior Mind]

A box cutter. Not useless but I'm unlikely to survive long.

 

[brubobaggins]

Hmm, I've a single dollar coin, and a pair of nail clippers on each side... *sigh* might as well just bend over and take it, I guess.

 

[DWC]

A pair of Headphones to my right...

Well atleast I can choke myself to death with cord before the zombies get me.

 

[Peteron]

Well, I only have a Gatling gun on my right...looks like I am screwed.

 

[Skootz]

a king size hershey bar. maybe I can use the sugar rush to run away faster. or at least somewhere with better weaponry.

 

[CyprisVeil]

Um....a box fan.

I can do damage with that!

 

[The Random One]

I would never use my mom as a weapon, you uncouth barnacle!

 

[Joey Wonton]

My blankie. It has its own murderous personality, so I'm safe.

 

[Ashtovo]

so, a large pile of D&D books (so many to choose from i guess). i feel like smashing a zombies brains in with them is both some kinda tragedy and inefective.

going a little bit further gives me this bizarre, slightly intimidating mask i made when i was in middle school.

i feel underprepared

 

[Sarah Frazier]

A smallish cooking pot. I can deal with it.

Thank goodness for midnight snacks.

 

[swat4459]

Hmm to my left a crossbow with 5 bolts. that will work for a little. hopefully long enough to get to my closet, than its hello double barrel

 

[Floppertje]

well... to the right of my right hand there's my electric shaver. not gonna do much with that. to the right of that is one of those sliding knives, much better, a pair of sunglasses (at least I'll look good) and a desk lamp (can always bash 'em)

 

[Stublore]

5 cent coin
Are they homeless zombies?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

An empty can of Red Bull... Aw crap.

EDIT: I'm noticing a lot of people say stuff like Crossbow's, Gun's, Swords's and Knives. Yes I'm sure you all just casually leave shit like that lying around your houses.

 

[plamuko]

My first post . To my right is The Savage Sword of Conan Volume 1, 500 pages of raw barbarianess to whack zombies with. If not, then it will at least be a morale booster!

 

[FalloutJack]

My dad's guitars.