The Item to your immediate right

[JustCallMeAlex]

Slinkys were like ancient weapons right?

 

[PekoponTAS]

A spoon... I see how that could come to bite me in the ass (or head) later down the road.

 

[desertfox5]

An black electric fan. Hmm, not too great a weapon.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Left: A ball point pen (I'm fucked).
Right: A newspaper (double fucked right there).
I'M FUCKED.
TIMES 2.

 

[Nick of Blades]

A yo-yo.
Yesssss....

 

[Liudeius]

Wow, the only weapons I have are a 4-inch pocket knife and a single arrow (with no bow). I'm screwed.

 

[Sarpedon]

Left: A ball point pen (I'm fucked).
Right: A newspaper (double fucked right there).
I'M FUCKED.
TIMES 2.

Times 3 actually. Cause you have 1 fucked, and then two more fucked.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

A defunct 22 rifle(no bolt or magazine) At least it's kinda heavy. It'll make a good bludgeon until I can get to the real gun.

EDIT: Left is a 6ft tall lamp, also kinda heavy and has a bit of reach to it. If it gets me upstairs, I'll be happy and have some actual firepower.

 

[Ham_authority95]

My girlfriend. She's an item, right?

If not, my wall.

 

[neo34]

Beer bottle - bashing and slashing my way through the apocalypse in style

 

[sassafrasses]

To my right: purse & all the items in it, backpack, clothes, jar of change...

To my left: blankets and a wall...

I think it's safe to say I'm fucked no matter what. Unless I have enough money in the jar of change to bribe them...

Well, I do know some martial arts, so I might survive if I cant pay them off

 

[Andalusa]

A cigarette lighter, a bottle of water and a lava lamp.... I'm fucked.

 

[Bakuryukun]

Empty Kit-Kat wrapper =( I lose.

 

[Ashcrexl]

my iPod. Fear my alternative rock zombie scum!

so sad, because right next to it is a sharpened can opener thing which wouldnt be helpful at all either, but at least i will look slightly less ridiculous wielding.

 

[GlenTheFox]

A pair of fabric shears. I mean, it could be worse...

 

[EHKOS]

...a half empty bottle of Lexapro. Fuck it would have been much better if it were empty.

 

[the_green_dragon]

I have my modem..... woooooo

 

[Atmos Duality]

...This topic again?
This marks the....what, 11th time (literally) I've seen this topic on The Escapist?

Is this just a Badge Farming topic or what?

...Fine.
It just so happens that I have a Holy Bible to my right. I'm going to go Belmont on some zombie ass.

 

[Nemesis729]

Besides my mouse... The cloth I use to clean my glasses... awesome

 

[dmase]

A six hundred dollar ps3... I'll take my chances bareknuckles.