The Item to your immediate right

[viking97]

my mouse, my wallet, a portable dictionary thing and a nearly empty bottle of jerk off lotion.

zombies, here i fucking come.

 

[deathninja]

RSC year planner to the right, Irlens lenses to the left.

Looks like I'll have to chin the bastards.

 

[K4ndY]

I have my Blackberry and a camera...

I could take a picture of the zombies in hopes of blinding them with the flash, and call for help on the cellphone. Neither would make a very effective weapon, unfortunately...

 

[Alien Mole]

A printer, a giant novelty pencil or a fluorescent stuffed pentapus. Fear me!

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Nothing, apart from if you count my bed sheets... if guess I could go KKK on their arses.

[sub]I'm not racist[/sub]

 

[Quazimofo]

lets see, to my right is a flatscreen TV, a computer, a fan and a lamp.
to my left is a few PC game boxes, a pencil a wooden box of some description, and a wall.

well i guess i can put a picture of a brain on the tv and bludgeon the unsuspecting zombie to death with a lamp and/or stab his eyes with the pencil. not much else i can do though :/

 

[scar_47]

My best bet would be the baseball bat or the bottle of scotch depending on how I wanted to go.

 

[siriusstorys42]

To the right: bottle of mnt dew.
To the left: My hyrulian sword, shield, and ocarina.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

a pillow...FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Insanity_Zero]

Six books, a two-by-four (I have been trying my hand at carpentry lately) and some crazy glue...
Hello Jury-rigged Sledgehammer...

 

[Magicmad5511]

A plastic cola bottle and a phone. I'm gonna call for reinforcements and then use a combination of luck and extreme ballsiness to fight back the horde. The arms of my chair are also available so I could "lion tamer" my way through. This shall be epic.

 

[PiOfCube]

Energy drink, cup of pens, some electronics bits and pieces and a metal rule.

The rule has a sharp edge so I could measure the wounds as I inflict them

 

[no one really]

A BB-gun... Hope zombies fall apart easy... :|

 

[CRRPGMykael]

well there USED to be 3 sandwiches here(atleast i could distract the zombies i guess),but i ate them all and now all that's left is a plate...FUCK

 

[didom]

Will you look at that. A toothpick!

I feel safer already!

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ahhh shit.

Its a piece of paper :|

To be precise a list of Fatalitys and Babalities i printed out Old school.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

I've got a stack of CD's and a Dr. Pepper...

Gambit with a caffeine addiction, here I go.

 

[SeaMonster1776]

A giant black dildo? I guess I'm literally and figuratively screwed.

 

[Gauntes]

HEllo ..
tablet pen..
oh dear me..

 

[A-D.]

Right: Nothing
Left: Wall

I GOT THE FUCKING WALL!