The Item to your immediate right

[Humble Grapefruit]

To my left:
A mini stapler
A partially assembled frog puzzle

To my right:
A copy of the Gettysburg Address

Oh boy...

 

[Wireframefool]

Uh, a glass of water with mostly melted ice? Well, I AM kinda thirsty.

 

[Maskedman27]

Well to my immediate right is a pillow... so I guess i'm gonna smother me some zombies?
Or the guitar nearby, but thats less fun

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

OH COME ON! I kinda just got this Ipod. >:-|

It is rather heavy though.

 

[onewheeled]

An Amazon Kindle...

Maybe I can bore the zombies to death with Edith Hamilton's book Mythology?

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

A Printer!

Hooray for an early death!

 

[sir.rutthed]

Six string guitar. Or my stack of video games. think I'll go with the guitar.

 

[kouriichi]

Solid stainless steal Pimp cup, with fake gold and cubic zirconium inlay.

What? You totally would by one if you could. And think about how good it could cave a zombies head in!

 

[UnboughtStuffedDogs]

A 15w Egnater Tweaker and matching 2x12 speaker cabinet.

The speaker cab weighs a bit, and has a handle on the top, and I guess I could lob the head at a zombie.

 

[EZola19]

Interesting thread...

On my right is a vietnamese tourist magazine written in japanese
On my left is a metal coat rack (which I could theoretically use as a spear)

 

[Angry Camel]

If only this Baretta replica pistol was real... oh well, my computer gamepad is quite solid to swing around.

 

[Hisshiss]

My PSP. The same psp I have had to get repaired twice because it breaks in half if you so much as breath on it at a bad angle.


....Ehhh...

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

A 4X8 mural of the Beatles Yellow Submarine on a sheet of foam board... Maybe I can distract them with the bright colors? (I know I'm screwed)

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Sofa cushion. It's comfy.

 

[God's Clown]

I have a Towel to my left. I am safe from everything. As you should very well know, a towel is the most important thing you can have with you.

Spoiler

I never do, ever. I saved the universe with a towel once.

Did you celebrate by getting a little high?

Always.

 

[Blackdoom]

To my right is a 1.5L Grolsch Bottle and a battle axe.

I like my odds.

 

[sycoesis]

to my right a bare wall... fuck

to my left a bag of Cheetos a 2 liter of coke and a plate from the hamburger i ate earler

im to fucked for words so have a Cheetos

i do have a knife in front of me though can i use that or just shit to my right or left

 

[Sparcrypt]

A mouse, a pack of gum, a pen, gloves, pad, holepunch, 4 blackberries and 3 laptops.

Don't think I can do too much with that really.

 

[Thunderclam]

Jesus action figure...I'm saved!

 

[bluemew1234]

A Kinect, a computer with a broken fan, and a giant bathroom mirror (not in the bathroom).

Bring. It. On.