The Item to your immediate right

[Akkiko]

A bokken, which is a Japanese wooden sword used mainly for practice. Which... probably isn't as bad as some of the other stuff people are getting.

Has anyone else started altering their environment to have more useful things to your left and right just because of threads like these...?

 

[Snork Maiden]

Shit load of empty glasses. Really need to nip the habit of bringing a new glass into my room all the time in the bud.

 

[Amyamy]

My co-workers blue bag and my co-worker.

 

[Ninjat_126]

To my left, I have a plastic box filled with pebbles.

To my right, I have my glasses case, mobile phone, desk lamp and some assorted bits of paper.

Behind me, next to my bed, I have a cricket bat.

 

[darkbshadow]

a Calculator to the Right
a Kindle to the Left...

yup I'm a dead man, unless of course all the zombies really want to do is solve math problems and read books. then I think I'm good.

 

[Polarity27]

My cat, Osama.

He'd make a terrible weapon, he's the dumb kitty!

 

[BabyRaptor]

A plate of frenchfries.

Um....I'm Fucked, I think.

 

[EricL]

Epiphone SG G-400. I think some Left 4 Dead 2 or Dead Rising 2-esque Guitar bashing is in order.

 

[Josh Horton]

My desktop tower, with an external hard drive on top of it.

 

[Eleima]

The item directly to my right is now my weapon of choice? Oh well, I'm totally screwed, because that item is my small plastic binder with the references to Oblivion maps, trainers, spells, and stores. So yeah, was nice knowing you guys, I'm done for. ^_^

 

[kurokenshi]

A box of cigarettes

 

[Mr Pantomime]

My PS3 controller... do Zombies have bluetooth?

 

[Ixnay1111]

Some AA Energizer batteries and a measuring tape.

 

[sam42ification]

Mouse on the right, tissues and floss on the left. I will die with a dry nose and clean teeth.


I could use the laptop directly infront of me to search up a way to kill zombies with tissues and floss because you can find anything on the net. (Not really of corse, you can't find crap on the internet).

 

[Abedecain]

To my right a Large Starbucks Mug (Don't ask), or to my left two hammers
I wonder if I have the dual wielding skill yet...

 

[Faux Furry]

Since I live in Texas, it's a given that the item to my immediate right is a gun and the item to its immediate right is an even bigger gun, I think that I would be alright come a Zombie Apocalypse.

Nah, I'm kidding. There is a pocket-sized notebook with a pen clipped to it to my immediate right.

Hopefully, the pen truly proves to be mightier than the sword and that I can literally shield myself behind my ideas and ideals in written form or else I would be in pretty bad shape to fend off zombies unless my ideas about zombies contained in one such notepad prove true in that scenario which would mean that I would wind up having to protect the zombies instead of protecting myself from zombies.

 

[Zyntoxic]

A Duke Nukem Forever papercraft template (one of the most boring papercrafts I've ever made tbh)

 

[Adam Galli]

My fiancee...? and to my left an empty iced tea bottle.

 

[mcattack92]

A box of Original Savoys that is slowly getting emptier.