The Item to your immediate right

[The_ModeRazor]

Give a man a screwdriver, he's Superman. Give him two, and he's God!

Or was it with a different object? Whatever.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Power drill.

Luckily it's still on charge, so it should be good to go for at least 10 minutes, and it's pretty heavy, so if it comes down to it I guess I can hit them with it as well.

Good thing I'm wearing goggles and a dust mask right now, last thing I want is a load of zombie blood in my eyes and mouth.

 

[vivster]

to the immediate right there is a wall
but there is a half empty ice tea pack on the windowsill still in arm's reach

 

[DanielDeFig]

My mouse, my mousepad, and a pillow.

I think I'm better of using my legs to desperately run form y life.

 

[A Weakgeek]

Bowl from which i ate cerial yesterday that still has some milk on it. Yeah unless the zombies like milk im screwed. Also little more to the right there is my Halo reach statue.

 

[Trull]

4x4x2 inch TARDIS

if it worked, It would be cool, but alas, it is all but plastic

 

[Eolon]

My controller on the left; some exams and my printer on the right.

I think I can McGyver all of these things to make a flamethrower.

 

[BlackMageBob]

800FT-LB Torque Wrench to my right...iPad on the left.

I think I'll take the wrench.

 

[Master Kuja]

An empty cider bottle?
Come at me bro.

Also, really Escapist? Forcing me to play an advert to get my captcha?

 

[Death Carr]

uhhh some anti-perspirant, a lighter and some duct tape. helooo improvised flame-thrower

 

[Nomad Warrior]

Smells like summer in here... Wait, where am I? Dammit!

 

[Sarali]

To my right... a spoon.
To my left... tissue.

Can I at least have both? That way the zombies can be all refined and they can both use a spoon to eat me AND clean themselves up afterwards. Convenience!

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Oh...
IT'S A BLOODY HAIRBRUSH!
Not even my own...
oh and by bloody i don't literally mean 'bloodied', although it will soon be.
I am SO unlucky in these threads today...

 

[edman270]

i have keys that i dont even know what they open
jeg er paa roelven

 

[Ranorak]

a screwdriver and a wiimote.
I'm screwed.

oh god, don't give Nintendo any ideas.. we do not need a dr who wii game :S
hide the post! it never happened

Ya think they'd call it Dr WiiWho?!

 

[MidnightCat]

I have a wall. Pretty good when it comes to defence, but not so great as a weapon.
To my left, there's a pen on a notepad. Even less helpful. I guess they could work as a very rudimentary sword and shield - for about three seconds.

 

[Takuanuva]

A bin of raw herrings with onion. In oil.
Yum.

 

[Yosato]

I'm in bed next to a wall, so technically a poster of Foo Fighters. Yup, I'm screwed - to my left there's also a glass jar that would be far more effective as well as a sword in my living room.