The Item to your immediate right

[Lazy Kitty]

A PC mouse...

But then again, weapons are for pussies.
Just like Power Armour.

Well, if I really have to ,I guess I can hack some nuclear misiles to fight the zombies...

 

[Slanzinger]

A coffee machine or a standup fan.... Could work. I mean, either would probably be a semi-decent bludgeoning tool if nothing else.
Especially if I took the safety caps off the legs for the latter - that metal underneath is pretty sharp.

 

[The Funslinger]

oddly enough, a kukri machete to my right, and to my left above my bed is a replica of the sword Zar'roc from the Eragon movie. (Are the zombies repulsed by butchering film adaptations of plagiaristic books?)

There's also my swiss army knife, some weights and downstairs, two shotguns! (The staircase is technically to my right! [small]shut up![/small])

 

[tombman888]

A glass cup......

how far to the right does it have a limit? Because there is a katana about 1.3 meters to my right (and 1 meter high)

 

[General_Potatoes]

Well there are 3 things:
1. A comb
2. A little pointy thingy (have no idea what its called)
3. A camera.
Great. Just great.

 

[The Lugz]

a screwdriver and a wiimote.
I'm screwed.

oh god, don't give Nintendo any ideas.. we do not need a dr who wii game :S
hide the post! it never happened

Ya think they'd call it Dr WiiWho?!

yes... I rather do.... Nintendo aren't exactly what you would call the epittomy of a creative nerve centre for intelligent and imaginative naming policy

they might even go ahead and pronounce it completely incorrectly while they're at it just to demonstrate an utter disregard for the English language in general.
fortunately, I doubt the bbc would let Nintendo degrade their ip's that way.. but then we do have top-gear Gran turismo these days.. so the future isn't looking so bright on that front

 

[Pig Mazurka]

... A cup of ginger ale mixed with orange juice. Fuck.

 

[Jazoni89]

So a mouse, two speakers, and a union jack waste basket.

I'm so frikken screwed, but at least i can use the basket to put on one of the zombies head while i make my daring escape.

 

[Pontus Hashis]

My shelf, whith two short blades in it =D

 

[Snipermanic]

well there's a little pile of objects,
£500 in cash
a photo of my great-granddad
& a penknife

I suppose I could lightly stab them and throw the money? My debt payments will have to wait!

 

[SeSiltanen]

Bible
apparently I kick ass for the Lord.

 

[freaper]

Yellow Markers.

"Die you zombie bastards! Eat my toxic yellow paint!"

 

[Aetera]

Fuck. To my immediate left, since to my right is just a wall, I just have all of my pills sitting on an end table. Somehow I don't think that I'm going to kill many zombies with mood stabilizers.

Oh, wait. There are nail clippers sitting between two of the pill bottles. Upgrade, I guess?

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

My fan.

This could end badly or Dead Rising-ly fun

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Well, I have a mobile phone to my right, and a DVD of 2001: A Space Odyssey to my left.
Eh.

 

[strobe]

Screwdriver, vodka and energy drink. Hmmmmmm...not very helpful.

Awesome. The most useful combination on page one right here.

OT: Right: Some paper and 3 biros. I'd be happy with one or two kills with these.
Left: A toothpick. I'm sorted.

These suck but there's a baseball bat right there. Right by my head when I sleep because this house isn't a big challenge for people who don't want to eat my brains.

 

[Knife-28]

A Nerf gun and a (very heavy) old computer hard drive. Well, I guess I can bash some zombies over the head....and nerf their eyes out?

 

[Nyaliva]

Newton's Cradle and a book of witty Murphy's Law style quotes.
...
At least I'll be entertained! And I could always use the newton's cradle to distract the zombies.