The joy of communication, the dangers of intoxication.

[rebus_forever]

Whats the dumbest/most embarrassing thing youve sent while intoxicated or not?, context below.


So, after returning home Friday night/Saturday morning, somewhat twisted admittedly, I decided in my state of advanced f##ktardery to communicate via email with a few people I felt had been based on my then current state of mind, behaving a bit "off".
It appears to have occurred to me to really try and "sort out" the issue, this naturally resulted in a semi incoherent series of walls of text that lead me to conclude that "past me" is a dick whos primary intention is to embarrass and antagonise future/present me.

My point here is to have you make me feel better, hopefully with more details than im willing to go into, I want some really spectacularly awful mails, texts or any other method of communication that once sent you were unable to un send, thanks in advance.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Too many to even remember.

Three years ago or so, I broke up with my boyfriend of over a year. For a while after that I used to text my ex (an earlier one) when I was drunk because it always seems like a good idea at the time. Sometimes it would lead to me going back to his place (or the other way around) which was silly because, at the time, I didn't even like him that much, it was a rebound I suppose.

Also, when I get to a special kind of drunk, I sometimes pick fights with my current boyfriend over the phone. When it happens I always wake up feeling like such a tit and have to apologise.

I hate drunk me sometimes.

 

[Vegosiux]

That's assuming one actually remembers the silliest thing they said texted, or whatever when drunk. I sure as hell don't remember mine, but considering there never were any consequences, I don't think I ever said anything that terrible.

But as they say, "in vino veritas", once the inhibitions go, we say what we really mean...only I'm not buying into that claim, because people often say stuff they just think is funny or makes them look tough...

 

[Rawne1980]

Very drunk me once sent a photo of his penis to everyone on his e-mail list .... including family members.

Sober me remembered none of it.

Sober me quickly turned back into drunk me as I got a lot of e-mails in return to said picture.

I haven't owned a webcam or phone with a camera since. Drunk me likes his penis and wants everyone to share in his joy....

 

[rebus_forever]

thus far, im glad i made the thread, drunk us should not be allowed on the internets, thats what im thinking.

 

[Esotera]

I was at a bar with a friend, who introduced me to her friend, and I basically said something the lines of "Oh I know you! You're the one who shagged three different guys in a row and got chlamydia!" Didn't go down very well.

When my housemate drank two bottles of wine and punched the wall, breaking his hand, I texted everyone in my contact list every five minutes informing them of our progress on the quest to the hospital (including a stop to McDonalds). That was mildly embarrassing.

 

[rebus_forever]

I was at a bar with a friend, who introduced me to her friend, and I basically said something the lines of "Oh I know you! You're the one who shagged three different guys in a row and got chlamydia!" Didn't go down very well.

When my housemate drank two bottles of wine and punched the wall, breaking his hand, I texted everyone in my contact list every five minutes informing them of our progress on the quest to the hospital (including a stop to McDonalds). That was mildly embarrassing.

Did you actually know her or did you just think that would be a super fun thing to do, im trying to figure out what level of classy you were operating on, intrigued.

 

[Esotera]

Did you actually know her or did you just think that would be a super fun thing to do, im trying to figure out what level of classy you were operating on, intrigued.

She actually did all this stuff, I didn't know her personally but I knew of her. I don't even remember saying it, only found out because my friend was very annoyed the next day.

 

[endnuen]

Drunk me is usually pretty charismatic and funny.
So is sober me, so we usually get along quite well.