The largest weapon you could conceal stealthily.

[Davey Woo]

Anything the length of your arm or leg.
Or if you're prpared to walk totall rigid, something from your neck all the way down to your ankle.

 

[crudus]

Easy, just get The Doctor's coat. His pockets are bigger on the inside. You can hide anything in there.

To actually answer the question: When it comes to concealing weapons I would go for quantity rather than quality. One of those things will surprise them enough to kill them.

 

[Wildrow12]

Batman.

You could hide him in your lunch box and then when the Joker shows up, and says

"Why so serious?"

You can open up your lunch and have Batman pound his face. Then you could say,

"I'm so serious because my sandwich is Bat-tastic."


...and then a steam roller drops on your head.

 

[Sandwich Man]

A nuclear warhead concealed in the belly of a very fat man who I pay to follow me around.

Edit: actually wait, that's not really concealing it on my person, is it? So I guess I'd put on a lot of weight, then hide the warhead in my own belly. Yeah.

 

[orangebandguy]

Cthulu.

Probably a big machine gun or some kind of badass shotgun.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRE-CuBms4

a shotgun

 

[Julianking93]

Apparently, this can be easily concealed in Final Fantasy:

[img/]http://images.solidcactus.com/swblades/guswfrfifa.jpg[/img]

 

[Kiefer13]

Realistically? Several pistols, revolvers and knifes, a bullpup assault rifle or personal defence weapon like the FAMAS or P90, some grenades and a sword. Yeah. I'll go with that.

 

[Misterian]

melee weapon: a machete (I think)

ranged weapon: sawed-off shotgun (personally though, I recommend taking a flare gun)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

My wang?

Actual fact, when properly stimulated, a man Ejaculating can break the sound barrier.

 

[Ultrajoe]

If WoW is to believed, two brightly glowing axes larger than a human torso.

If not, probably a shotgun of some kind.

 

[Moosebomber]

A shotgun, sawed off that is.

 

[microwaviblerabbit]

A nuclear warhead concealed in the belly of a very fat man who I pay to follow me around.

Edit: actually wait, that's not really concealing it on my person, is it? So I guess I'd put on a lot of weight, then hide the warhead in my own belly. Yeah.

I remember a Judge Dread comic back before the movie ruined it where a group of assassin/terrorists used this tactic. They would give people pouches of explosive to eat then go meet the people they were supposed to kill. There was a scene where they were trying to fit a bomb inside of a fat guy.

Largest weapon I could hide? A full size crossbow. I would wear the string part around my waist, with the butt made out of flat pieces all hidden inside a jacket. Then made leg quivers.

Also cello or trombone cases can hide anything. Plus you can get these cases in backpack form.

 

[beddo]

Okay - picture you are Jackie Estacado from the Darkness or Neo from the Matrix.

Spoiler: Jackie

Spoiler: Neo

You're a bad-ass in a long coat; you are famed for hiding weapons in your bad ass long coat - so what I ask you is - through picture/story or pure inventiveness; what is the biggest weapon you conceal and not look like you have any weapons on you.


I've heard tale of a sling-thing that goes on your back and can conceal an automatic rifle the size of an m-16.

EDIT; forgot the most stealthy of sea dogs in a trench coat.

Spoiler: The Punisher

A pen.

 

[Hazy]

Concealing is for stealth. Stealth is for wusses. Therefore I cannot conceal anything.

I sure as hell am not going to rush gung-ho at my enemies when they outnumber me.

Call me a wuss if you will, but I'll be happy living.

OT: Apparently Snake can conceal a Stinger Missle, FAMAS, Socom USP .45 pistol, Claymores, C4, Frag Grenades, Boxes, and Chaff grenades in his sneaking suit.

In reality, though?
An automatic rifle, probably.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

An ICBM. I'll find a way to conceal it.

Put sunglasses and a trenchcoat on it, no one'll notice.

 

[FalloutJack]

Stealthily, meaning that nobody knows I'm carrying weapons. In that case, may I direct you to the fact that I own a diggery-do and that it comes with a case? I could probably hide a bazooka in there...

I mean on your body - without any external cases/holders - just stuff strapped to you so you can move freely.

It was worth a try.

Anyway...a full longcoat gives a fair amount of room. So...two assault rifles, two grenade launchers, a whole tone of throwing grenades, C4 packs, and a disassembled sniper rifle with all the trimmings and sound suppressor.

 

[The Heik]

Well, provided I'm wearing a trench coat,lets start this looooong list of hidden weapons:

Head: blowgun disguised as a cigarette, complete with poison darts

Chest: 2 or more G18s with extended clips and 2 HK MP7s hidden in the lower back

Arms: 6 throwing knives per forearm and bicep wrapped around

Waist: 4 or more grenades, Thumper grenade launcher, bendy belt sword(see Fantasy Mission Force Starring Jackie Chan for details on that one) sawed off shotguns along the sides

Legs: A sword and M21 down each pantleg, a combat knife on the inside of each shin.

Feet: the hidden knife shoes from 007

I'd be wearing so many weapons that the metal detectors would blow up!

 

[DazBurger]

Something like this gun...

 

[mikecoulter]

You could probably hide a sniper in your trousers and have it going up under a coat or something.