The last [blank] you [blank]ed is now [blank]

[The_ModeRazor]

Minced Alcohol Biscuits is what I think.
/every thread ever forever

 

[El Poncho]

I don't like them, it's like the Ask a (canadian/paramedic/police/alien) threads which keep making a come back.

 

[ham and red bull]

I hate those fad threads!
Seriously, yesterday were 17 what did you get/ what did you hate on christmas.

 

[Jonluw]

The last console you bought is now turned on.

No. No, please, don't let it rape me!

That, my good sir, was brilliant.

First I was like: "Wait... What?", which was followed by a realization and a hearty laughter.

Well played.

Is it bad that that scenario was actually the first thing I thought of?
I didn't even remember that a console can be turned off and on...

 

[laststandman]

The car you rode in now has wheels.

 

[Hippobatman]

The last console you bought is now turned on.

No. No, please, don't let it rape me!

That, my good sir, was brilliant.

First I was like: "Wait... What?", which was followed by a realization and a hearty laughter.

Well played.

Is it bad that that scenario was actually the first thing I thought of?
I didn't even remember that a console can be turned off and on...

It might shed some light on certain aspects of your character, I'm sure.

But I wouldn't think too much into that. At all.

 

[Edorf]

The last girl/guy you made love to now has a sexual decease

 

[brodie21]

the last [girl] you [made sweet love to]ed is now [pregnant].


what do YOU do?

 

[MrShowerHead]

"the last enemy you killed is now in your toilet"

You have no idea how much I laughed on that.... Oh my God......
Why was that so funny?

 

[emeraldrafael]

I post if they seem funny or new or at least interesting and thought provoking (there are some, I forget which one I liked recently in particular though).

as for an idea? hm...
Last movie you saw you live the life of the leading actor for that movie. How would you play a role differently?

I know, not thought provoking or original, but meh.

EDIT:

Snip

To the coat hanger! I'm not going to lie, that was my friend's first thought when he saw that post (he's looking over my shoulder and sharing insights on posts, so half of my posts arent my idea).

I first thought run, but thats mean. Draw up the adoption papers cause neither of us are ready for kids.

 

[Daveman]

The last thing you posted is now part of one of those annoying threads about "the last (blank) you (blank)ed is now (blank)".

[sub]phew, thank god I spotted I had written "the last black you blanked"[/sub]

 

[FalloutJack]

The last nom I had was a MEOW!

I see it as simple fun, something to pass the time. Nobody seems harmed by these things, after all.

 

[[.redacted]]

The last nom I had was a MEOW!

I see it as simple fun, something to pass the time. Nobody seems harmed by these things, after all.

Nooo! Tibbers!

 

[ham and red bull]

The last numbskull that made a stupid thread is a douche.

 

[AtillaBosma]

The last Person you Killed is now A Zombie

 

[Alon Shechter]

The Last Thing You Touched is Now Diamonds.
So... how screwed are ya?

 

[No_Remainders]

I'm just curious as to why the people posting these aren't smacked around by mod wrath.

After all, doesn't it say no low-content posts?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

The last child you touched has now told their parents
The last person you murdered's corpse has now been found


They're rarely funny or interesting, and should go in forum games anyway.

 

[robotam]

I don't mind them, sure they aren't very creative or even entertaining, but let the fools have their tar tar sauce.

Oh and the game
"The last enemy you killed is now starting up a small buisness with you, selling second hand door knobs".

 

[astrav1]

They are really starting to piss me off. I can live with them though, they aren't causing any real harm so I just ignore them.