So I work at the local equivalent of Gamestop, and who do I get as a new boss? Him:
I am so doomed.
I am so doomed.
The last boss you fought in a video game is your new boss at work...
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ugh Lord Vanduke from Spiral Knights, a big bruiser looking fellow with comman over a legions of undead and the powers or fire, with a giant mace to boot.
Good thing I don't have a job yet!
Good thing I don't have a job yet!
Wooo, I hate myself now. My new boss is the last boss from a game I am making (just finished making the boss work too). It is a huge ass alien spaceship tank thing. The longer it has been since you started, the harder it is to fight (at it's weakest, it takes 1000 laser things to kill). It starts out shooting five tracking plasma shots from it's side, then it aims at you and shoots a huge laser at you, then starts spawning little healer ships to help it out. Finally it starts running away, shooting the laser backwards. Not sure how I am going to be able to communicate with it.
Then I'll be managing a student halls of residence with Cesare Borgia.
Actually, that sounds pretty useful....
Actually, that sounds pretty useful....
The Time Eater from Sonic Generations as my boss.
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...That would suck, regardless of what I am working as. He could make a single day's work pan out to a year's worth and I would be too exhausted at the end of the day to play my video games.
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...That would suck, regardless of what I am working as. He could make a single day's work pan out to a year's worth and I would be too exhausted at the end of the day to play my video games.
Golumn from Vagrant Story. You know, that big stone guy?
As long as he doesn't lean on my cubical we'll get along fine.
As long as he doesn't lean on my cubical we'll get along fine.
My last boss was the final Boss in Silent Hill: Homecoming. I have to assume our interaction might go something like this.
Me: Why are you a cybernetic preggo spider made up of industrial equipment?
Boss: Durrrrr! I'm dumb and make absolutely no sense within the narrative of my own story! Now go finish researching those accounts.
Me: I'm on break.
Boss: I'm gonna spray you with my toxic spider venom that inexplicably shoots from my vagina!
Me: Don't turn this into an HR issue.
Me: Why are you a cybernetic preggo spider made up of industrial equipment?
Boss: Durrrrr! I'm dumb and make absolutely no sense within the narrative of my own story! Now go finish researching those accounts.
Me: I'm on break.
Boss: I'm gonna spray you with my toxic spider venom that inexplicably shoots from my vagina!
Me: Don't turn this into an HR issue.
I don't work at all, but if I did, I'd be working under Dr. Eggman.
...And I'd probably get laid off after being outsourced to a robot. Then again, I don't actually have a job right now.
...And I'd probably get laid off after being outsourced to a robot. Then again, I don't actually have a job right now.
Pirate Man. Kind of fitting since my job duties do involve sweeping to some degree, which is close enough to "swabbing the deck."
He came back from space. As he returned, he had one vision-
the world set ablaze.
I love the Fury. He's one of the most interesting characters in the MGS series to me despite his very brief amount of screen time.
This is my third time through MGS3 but his cutscenes never get old.
the world set ablaze.
I love the Fury. He's one of the most interesting characters in the MGS series to me despite his very brief amount of screen time.
This is my third time through MGS3 but his cutscenes never get old.
The last boss I defeated (since Batman doesn't kill) was...
Mr. Zsasz!
Great, I have a psycho murderer as my new boss.. =(
I quit!
Mr. Zsasz!
Great, I have a psycho murderer as my new boss.. =(
I quit!
I fought this bastard just five minutes ago: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110929230307/bindingofisaac/images/6/65/Monstro-II.png
Work at the Norwegian liquor store would certainly become more challenging with that bugger jumping around spewing flies and ...stuff.
Though he could problably thin out the ranks of desperate christmas alcoholics rampaging through the store.
Work at the Norwegian liquor store would certainly become more challenging with that bugger jumping around spewing flies and ...stuff.
Though he could problably thin out the ranks of desperate christmas alcoholics rampaging through the store.
The last boss I fought(and lost to) was the dual boss battle in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, Terra's story. So basically, my boss is Xehanort and his secretary is Vanitas.
Fun times I guess. Although I'm not sure that my job will get too much business from all the unversed that Vanitas controls.
Fun times I guess. Although I'm not sure that my job will get too much business from all the unversed that Vanitas controls.
I last fought White Glint from Armored Core For Answer. The pilot seems like a nice gal when you fight on her side of that mission.
I picked the worst day to make fun of Gideon in Blood II. For those who don't know, he's a really dumb villain in this game called Blood II. All of his lines sound like something written for a villain in a disney movie, and I'd bet of the two, the disney villain would have better motives than Gideon.
So great. Now I have to constantly refer to wherever I work as "evil".
Seriously, what villain constantly states that they are such?
So great. Now I have to constantly refer to wherever I work as "evil".
Seriously, what villain constantly states that they are such?
