The last character you defeated in a video game is here to help you in the zombie apocalypse and...
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Yo dog, we heard you like Magikarps, so we put a magikarp with yo magikarp so you can... get eaten by zombies. Slowly. And painfully.CrumbleShake said:
Ok, that would amount to a skeletal warrior from The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall, a Vaporeon, and an exceptionally sharp pair of tweezers. I give myself about a week.
oh look, that hunter is attacking zombies with me cat, well Mr. Fish, it's time to pummel some zombies
So here comes Nicole from Dead Space 2. Unfortunately, she is a hallucination and can only give me advice. However, there is a Typhlosion here to help. To my left... what shall I choose? My katana? My Glock?
Anyways, while my Typhlosion would keep the undead at bay with walls of fire so I could defeat them one-on-one, Nicole would vary between helping me and giving me headsplitting migraines, and turn out to be helping the zombies the whole time. Am I fucked? Maybe. As long as I don't have to stick a needle in my face.
Anyways, while my Typhlosion would keep the undead at bay with walls of fire so I could defeat them one-on-one, Nicole would vary between helping me and giving me headsplitting migraines, and turn out to be helping the zombies the whole time. Am I fucked? Maybe. As long as I don't have to stick a needle in my face.
Oh fantastic. The last 'boss' I guess, that I beat was Blue in Pokemon Heartgold. Meaning I have a jerkass with a Machamp, Arcanine, Exeggutor, Rhyperior, Tyranitar, and Pidgeot.
Add my favorite pokemon in there, Ninetails, and i'm fairly certain that i'm set.
If that isn't enough, my gun safe is next to me.
Add my favorite pokemon in there, Ninetails, and i'm fairly certain that i'm set.
If that isn't enough, my gun safe is next to me.
Venitas from Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep with...since I don't know pokemon that well, I'm gonna say Charizard since it's a dragon and dragons are awesome, to my left there is a rack full of CDs and a butterknife, I suppose I could fashion some make-shift shurikens or something given the time to do so, the anime I reccomend to him is Hellsing Ultimate,
Ballos, block the rear exit since your basically a giant rock! Charmander, burn them shitz up at the entrance! If any get past, I'll beat their shit in with my english textbook!
I win.
I've got Sledge from Borderlands, a Pichu and me, armed with a coffeecup... I don't know if I'm safe or screwed...
With all due respect to Blastoise, I think GalCiv 2 has me covered, by virtue of the sheer number of people last defeated/massacred. Observe.
This is Harper, a sun. Above it is Harper I, its only planet. But for the purpose of the demonstration, this could have been any sun, and it would affect all planets in its system as well as all ships. Also the red thing is no moon/a terror star.
Nothing left but asteroids. This was a demonstration, the planet was uninhabited.
I, uh, may have used all these at the same time on various suns. Taking out, not counting ships, an estimated 300 billion victims.
I know zerg rushing is traditionally a zombie tactic, but I think I'm covered, here.
This is Harper, a sun. Above it is Harper I, its only planet. But for the purpose of the demonstration, this could have been any sun, and it would affect all planets in its system as well as all ships. Also the red thing is no moon/a terror star.
Nothing left but asteroids. This was a demonstration, the planet was uninhabited.
I, uh, may have used all these at the same time on various suns. Taking out, not counting ships, an estimated 300 billion victims.
I know zerg rushing is traditionally a zombie tactic, but I think I'm covered, here.
