The Last Character You Killed

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

The Goomba, Ghoul, Zombie, Locust, or whatever else the last enemy you killed was, had a family. A wife, three kids, a white picket fence, and college tuition to pay for his oldest. You now have to deliver the news of his/her demise and tell the family the reason he/she was killed.

Can you do it? Look them in the eyes and tell them you killed their loved one for a game?

Note: No you cannot just kill the family and continue on your way, nor can you burn the house down.

Edit: Even if you think you killed every last bit of his family there is still at least one person left. Could be a old lady could be a new born point is there is always at least one left you have to tell.

 

[nokori3byo]

The principal antagonist of MW2.

 

[The Funslinger]

Well, it was an entire army of Carthaginians in Rome: Total War.

It's going to be a long day...

 

[tombman888]

Well, your note just ruined my option...

The last thing i just killed was an Ogre in the Dungeon Defenders Demo (Great game btw) So, i'd quickly deliver the news and bolt the hell out of there.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

Can i shag the wife?

But no, i wouldn't be able to do it, To tell the kids their father died, to see those little eyes tear up and to hear the muffled sobs as they hug their mothers legs while she cries...

Who would?

My prey was a Draenei in WoW.

 

[])rStrangelove]

A brute knight. He fell into one of the canals of Venice. >D

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Tons of rebels in Empire Total War.

It's ok, I murdered all of their family anyway! NO REBELS IN MY EMPIRE! MUHAHAHAHHA!

And I am sorry, but any of them are still alive....

Welp, my soldiers called dibs.


"Hide yo kids and hide yo wife cause Line Infantry be raping everybody round here! Mhhmm!"

 

[loc978]

Some Goon in Arkham City... knocked him into the water, unconscious... but I was the goddamn Batman at the time, and Batman is far too busy for such trifles.
I guess I could go in Bruce's stead, and yes I could look the goon's wife and children in the eye. I wouldn't even consider the situation tragic. Just part of life, and a common occurrence at that. Make better choices if you get a next time, lady... and good luck.

 

[WaffleCopters]

It was a pig in minecraft. i had already killed and eaten its parents, so no probs there. i wont have to tell them how i forced it to the top of a stack of tnt then set it off.

 

[Kreett]

That would be one of the... no i didnt kill anyone in Alplha protocol. Further back... A raider from Fallout 3? Really? A nice house and a family?

I could probably do it. well if the family is like him im legging it!

 

[GundamSentinel]

Well, it was a reanimated skeleton, so I suppose its closest of kin (if any are still alive to care) will be glad I put him to rest again and killed the necromancer responsible. (Dark Souls)

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Well, it was an entire army of Carthaginians in Rome: Total War.

It's going to be a long day...

Fine, but only a little arson.

 

[Amnestic]

Jon Irenicus? I killed his sister, so he doesn't have any family to speak of. He was kind of trying to attain godlike power and kill an entire race of elves so...yeah, you know what? I could totally do it. Fucker deserved it. He did it by stealing my soul too. And my half-sister's soul! Screw Irenicus. I'm glad he's dead :|

 

[QuietBrilliance]

God dammit.. the last thing I killed was the Chaos Witch Quelaag from Dark Souls, while I will have no problem telling the egg sacks I will not enjoy telling her husband, she was hard enough to kill as it is, I dont think my pitiful knight can take it, not without the help from Maneater Mildred anyhow.

 

[Thaluikhain]

If it was a zombie, someone else killed them before I got to them, so I can blame that person instead.

 

[The Funslinger]

Well, it was an entire army of Carthaginians in Rome: Total War.

It's going to be a long day...

Fine, but only a little arson.

yaaaaaaaay!

 

[ABLb0y]

Well, I don't know if this counts, but I got Cole killed on purpose when I was playing Gears of War 3. If his whole family is as annoying as he is, I'm out of there.


Enemy wise, the last enemy I killed was a Lambent Lethiathan... Yeah, I think it's family would eat me.

 

[Bvenged]

Then it was someone on Reach online. To be honest it would be hard to break the news considering we're both spartans (human), against the Covenant. But it was in self defence; he shot my shields with his sniper rifle, I duck his next shot (it throws off a headshot as most people expect a jump to dodge) then slam a one-shot one-kill to his face. I walk away gracefully with a bullet lodged in my torso; and then the game ends.

Off topic:

Hmm, so it seems there's a function on the keyboard for ^powers...

So I click refresh aaaand:

Never have I found a shortcut for Tau, or the symbol for a nutrino...

 

[StormShaun]

A deathclaw from Fallout 3, I don't think they will have a nice house.

But I don't think they will listen to me, because they will be too busy being killed by me at the time...ahaha!

 

[gellert1984]

Last game I played was STO and I killed a ship full of Jem'Hadar, so yes I can kill their clone brothers and blow up their houses with a few well placed quantum torpedoes, mainly because they'll be trying to do the same to me.