AWESOME! maybe, at least... anyway, i get to be commander shepard! that means that i get to kick reaper ass with a submachine gun and biotics (i'm a vanguard!) and be all epic! and i also get to have a girlfriend who kills evil aliens with a shotgun, has a russian accent, and overall is the most attractive lady i'll ever meet and her name is tali!
FUCK YEAH AND I GET TO FIGHT ALIENS WITH GARY!
(gary=garrus)