The last enemy you defeated is now your roommate

[Jennacide]

I just killed the Legendary Nightstalker in Fallout: New Vegas. I'm boned.

 

[Roofstone]

A Aperture Science brand turret.. So long Morons. Mwahaha.

 

[Sir Bob]

A Radscorpion. Yeaaah..

 

[Divein53]

A Aperture Science brand turret.. So long Mormons. Mwahaha.

Please tell me you were ment to say morons' because I'm pretty sure the escapist doesn't approve of murder.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Justine?

...Well, it would be interesting before she does the Dance of Death and I die horribly...

 

[quantum mechanic]

Sweet! A Sith war droid!

 

[ediblemitten]

A musket armed Pirate?

 

[Berenzen]

Nico Bolas from MTGotP2012, if that counts, if so... this could be interesting depending on how he views me.

Otherwise, I have a gigantic Human-Reaper thing as a roommate... dunno how he's gonna fit in the room, but goddamn it.

 

[Roofstone]

A Aperture Science brand turret.. So long Mormons. Mwahaha.

Please tell me you were ment to say morons' because I'm pretty sure the escapist doesn't approve of murder.

Eep. That was a rather furious typo. Forgive me, religious people.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Raiders! No me gusta! NO ME GUSTAAAAAA!

 

[revolutionaification]

Saren's my roommate? Awesome. We'd get on great, and considering he'd need a stable job to pay his half of the rent there'd be no time for indoctrination, which would only make things better.

I'm so glad I didn't come across this yesterday. I'd just helped my friend complete the sequel and that guy would take up a hell of a lot more space D:

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Standard Zombie. Nothing to worry about.

I will train him, he will be my bonded companion.

 

[Jaso11111]

A green slime in Terraria *sigh* Lucky bastard, getting the Scout...

YOU THING?!! You sould see what happens when he drinks BONK, and then has do "go to work"!!!

 

[Seives-Sliver]

Crap...I am a roomie with the Archdemon...Hey, atleast I don't have to use any gas to get to work, and I am sure Darkspawn will be good servants.

 

[scorptatious]

How would that go?
Me?
The Scout from TF2, not bad he is a prety cool guy and he makes ALOT of money and i get to use all hes cool weapons! Plus i dont have to worry about beglers BOING!!

Looks like you and I are going to share the same roommate.

I guess it won't be so bad. Until he starts saying...

Spoiler

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Titan Buttons]

The Barber from AC:Brohood

I am not letting him shave me

 

[Drakmeire]

I've been playing Cathrine and I just beat the giant Baby Boss.
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that is not going to be a fun roommate.

 

[Drakmeire]

A Aperture Science brand turret.. So long Mormons. Mwahaha.

Please tell me you were ment to say morons' because I'm pretty sure the escapist doesn't approve of murder.

still, that is the second best typo I've ever seen. Best one was when I said "genitally" (as in genitals) instead of gently (as in gental).

 

[freakydan]

Kraven the Hunter from Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions. Well...I guess I can count on him to do the grocery shopping. I will, however, tell him that he's paying for the clean up if any super heroes come barging in. Oh, and if they ask, I had NO IDEA what he was doing this entire time. I thought he just went away on long business trips.