The last enemy you killed has now told you that it/he/she loves you. So who is it?

[Ohwen]

Vanessa VanCleef?

Yes please

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

Well...let's look on the plus side...he's rather large and muscular, I suppose fairly attractive in that respect, has a bit of a tan...suppose that fur on his legs is good for winter which suggests hearty stock...he may have a pig's head, but...but...

...but I'm really not sure I want to spend the rest of my days hand in hand with a Hell Knight sent from the bowls of the inferno from within DOOM 2--really not sure indeed. On the other hand...what in the hell am I supposed to tell him, and how am I supposed to run away fast enough to avoid having my insides gutted, or my body charred to crispy perfection?

Why do threads like this keep ruining my life!

 

[Fawcks]

Mine would be a Tank on Left 4 Dead.

>_>

Yeah, no.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Why the hell would a Russian guy with his face blown off by a Stakeout shotgun love me?

I'd be like "Eeeeh, nah."

 

[Alex Cowan]

Tavion from Jedi Outcast...well, this could work out XD

 

[Senaro]

The Knight from Deadliest Warriors. Granted, the only thing he had left when I killed him was a torso and his left leg, so...I don't know.

 

[Chibz]

Exploding creeper from Minecraft.

If he loves me so much, why did he (try to) jihad my mine... IN ITS FACE?

 

[Roofstone]

A witch.. Well.. Since she loves me, I guess she wouldnt hurt me. Maybe I can even make her stop crying. I always feel sorry for them.

 

[crepesack]

Wouldn't mind having Patchouli Knowledge next to me.

 

[Giantcain]

Morinth.

Oh dear.

Your in trouble there

 

[nathan-dts]

Spoiler: Assassins Creed Brotherhood Spoiler

Either Cesare Borgia or Lucy depending on whether the fact I was forced to kill her counts.

 

[Knusper]

Some old German pilot from WWII (assuming he has aged since then) from Wings of Prey. Hmm, I wouldn't want to be rude, but he's not really my thing.

 

[Baldry]

A bighorner calf from New vegas...Bestiality and paedophilia all in one! I'll pass.

 

[Morgue13-2]

Russian sounding vampire dude from Magic the Gathering Duels of the Planeswalkers... could be worse.

Or if that doesn't count, Queen Elizabeth the first. Sexy.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Oh man, thank god I decided to play ten minutes of The Saboteur after Dead Space. Now I get some nameless nazi instead of one of those creatures.


Whew.

 

[sonicguru]

Joy from Bayonetta. No complaints.

 

[Robert2812]

The Witch from Left 4 Dead...

<3

 

[Vykrel]

well, if theyre still talking to me after i already killed them, all i would be able to say is:

"Why...

 

[wrecker77]

Well since the family is over and they wanted to see something pretty on the HD TV, I showed them this.


I DO!