The last enemy you killed has now told you that it/he/she loves you. So who is it?

[freakyalex]

Emperor Bulblax, from Pikmin.

.....I'm afraid.

 

[anthony87]

......Rapthorne?

*flees*

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

it's my conscience!

 

[Tarkand]

Some random mercenary in Fable 3. No thanks.

 

[arbiter592]

A thresher maw? I dont think tht would work out well.

 

[Daverson]

Erm... a flying mutant monstrosity that stalks the streets of post-apocalyptic Moscow...

I get the distinct impression it loves me in the same way I love pork... D=

 

[Siege_TF]

FFXI's Diabolos. I'd say to him/her "In you're dreams" but that's like saying it to Freddy Kruger. With wings. And magic.

 

[Battenbergcake]

Krogan ME2

My ass cries.

 

[Kamikazi1231]

Akasha from UT3. If she loves me she shouldn't have murdered my whole planet! There are better ways to show your love!

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Erm, I'm not sure I can love Major General Nikita Dragovich...

I'VE GOT PLANS FOR YOU, AMERICAN...

I got one of those Spetsnaz troops he sent to kill Dr. Clarke...

 

[Roggen Bread]

OH HELLS YES!
Demon of Lust

 

[Sneeze]

I think it was a Charr on Guild Wars. Urk.

 

[Harlemura]

A thief guy from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood?
Dangit, why'd I dash at him for a last second kill? I could've had the Smuggler!

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Female Splicer. As long as she keeps her hands to herself and her mask on, it's all gravy.

 

[TehCookie]

May be considered a spoiler:
Ryouji from Persona 3. Then again he hits on every girl so I wouldn't think much of it, otherwise that wouldn't be half bad.

 

[sarge1942]

a giant snowman flying on a magic carpet, that's not even a joke... also if this happened i'd go find a blowdryer really quickly

 

[oreopizza47]

I recently committed genocide on the Corwid of the free tribes-people from Zeno Clash. That's not only really creepy, but really dangerous for me with that many people coming at me with love at once.

Spoiler: Corwid of the Free