The last enemy you killed has now told you that it/he/she loves you. So who is it?

[AgDr_ODST]

haha I got lucky I killed someone who was gobbing about as Alyx Vance in a Gmod Server! that means alyx loves me.....if not that it means an annoying ass little 12 year old loves me 0_o

 

[nitro27]

A spider mastermind from DOOM. Arg- Yaknow, actually, this could work. Let's rule the underworld together! *Skips away to the arms shop*

 

[Icehearted]

A darkspawn Hurlock. I think this isn't going to work out.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

I sure hope that Mount&Blade mountain bandit's love is platonic/brotherly, otherwise I 'd hit him back to the Rhodok mountains if he tries any moves on me.

 

[thirion1850]

W-WARWICK?! D:! N-no! Please don't e- ... Actually, yeah, kill me first, though. <.<

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

A Chedaki rifleman from ArmA II. I suppose love across borders is nothing new, I hope he knows english though.

 

[VargRaev]

Remilia Scarlet ...

Actually that wouldnt be so bad ^^

 

[Valthek]

OMG!
A molerat loves me!!!


kill it (again)!
kill it with fire (again)!!!
kill it with excessive amounts of fire (again)!!!!

 

[Sinisterspider]

Well that'd be a RED demoman, sadly as a BLU spy i have to say that romance is doomed from the start :[

 

[Enigma6667]

A motherfuckin' cougar from Red Dead Redemption. Beastiality for the win?

 

[kabooz18]

Dist from Tales of the Abyss

Spoiler

 

[Pseudopod]

The Gravedigger in Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. [http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Gravedigger] At least he's humanoid, has a nice body, and could give me a neverending supply of undead servants? That slab of hot metal on his skull is kind of a dealbreaker. I'm not sure how I feel about all the tentacles he's hiding in there.

 

[Cj Vanek]

An argonian chick and a kahjit chick from oblivion?
I used an AoE spell.
That doesn't sound so bad.

 

[eruwenfuin]

A mia from Flyff (horrendous I know, I made a bet I could lvl to 20 in a day...well evening. Made it )

 

[Twilight.falls]

W-WARWICK?! D:! N-no! Please don't e- ... Actually, yeah, kill me first, though. <.<

Least it's not Urgot.
Because that would be... weird.

As for me, a Turret from Portal. Um...

 

[Amarok]

A Spider Splicer...

God those hook-hands are going to be a ***** in the sack.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Brainsucker (from X-COM, Apocalypse)
Yes, I do believe it was love at first sight. For it anyway. Patrick Stewart's head on the other hand, rejected all notions of romance.

ASIDE: DOS-Box, you're so amazing.

EDIT:

W-WARWICK?! D:! N-no! Please don't e- ... Actually, yeah, kill me first, though. <.<

*SUPPRESSED*
I admit. I laughed aloud at this.