The last enemy you killed: Was it edible!?

[Shoggoth2588]

Allow me to spit in the pond by posting this thread!

The question in the subject line is the question on this thread. I realize most organic and plant matter which you can kill in games could be eaten. Hell, you can swallow just about anything if you were really diligent.

Anyway, the last enemy I beat was Pichu in Super Smash Brothers Melee. I assume you could eat a Pichu but in the anime series, Pichu was never mentioned as a food (farfetched was which I found weird) That was SSBM though so Pichu didn't really die. Someone who actually stopped living after encountering me was a non-playable human in GTA IV. I wouldn't eat a person unless of course it was a plane-crash situation.

How about you? Could you or, would you eat the last person you killed in game? If you could, how would you prepare the poor bastard or, bastette?

 

[gee666]

I could but how would flame thrower cooked north vietcong taste? gotta love bfbc2 vietnam

 

[Uber Evil]

It was either a human, blind dog, snork, boar, or flesh, and they're all edible. And with the mod I dl'ed I can eat boar hoof. STALKERs can be seen cooking flesh, snork and human both seem like something I wouldn't want to eat, but I could, and blind dog is just a dog that is blind, so their all edible. I would just want them cooked, medium preferably.

 

[Mr. Omega]

The Courtesan from AC Brotherhood multiplayer.
... *insert sex joke here*

If not counting multiplayer, a Chocobo from Final Fantasy Tactics.
... *insert "Tastes like chicken"/KFC joke here*

 

[Disaster Button]

Mine was a guy in Bad Company 2 who I blew apart with a rocket launcher, so yes it is edible, and smoldering.

 

[Athol]

Im not into cannibalism but Spetznaz would be edible if I was desperate enough.

 

[Fiery Killer]

Well it was a pig from Angry Birds so I suppose so.

 

[Scarecrow]

Well...I don't think I can eat the geth.

 

[knight56]

Total War.

A Lithuanian.

So yes, edible.

 

[pope_of_larry]

a creeper ... i dont want to know

 

[Urgh76]

Hmmm, some metal flying thing from Megaman Zero 2......

Not unless I was Optimus Prime. [sub][sub]I never said I wasn't though *WINK*[/sub][/sub]

 

[Cogwheel]

Look, you tell me.

 

[Urgh76]

The Courtesan from AC Brotherhood multiplayer.
... *insert sex joke here*

If not counting multiplayer, a Chocobo from Final Fantasy Tactics.
... *insert "Tastes like chicken"/KFC joke here*

You can kill a chocobo in Tactics?

 

[natster43]

Technically. It was a Renaissance Guard inside the Vatican. And humans are edible.

 

[darkfire613]

My last enemy killed was a Left 4 Dead zombie. I don't think zombies taste very good.

 

[Tri313]

I killed a creeper....and according to notch they taste like Dry leaves

 

[Double A]

I suppose Abstergo trainees would be, if I were a cannibal.

 

[HT_Black]

I think it was a feral ghoul.

...Crap.

 

[EHKOS]

Yeah, Hobbe tastes greaaaaat/heavy sarcasm