The last movie you watched, is your life story.

[Ganath]

..The last movie I watched was Tucker and Dale vs Evil....I'm... not.. sure I like that.

So basically. I'm a hillbilly who brings misfortune where ever I go and somehow, it usually ends up looking like it was my fault. Not only that, but I'm also socially ackward and people have a habit of dying in my surrounding. Leaping into wood chippers, impaling themselves on spears and wooden branches...This.. this is horrible! Damn suicidal college kids.

yer but you get the girl at the end...and go bowling if i remember right

captcha: know your rights. this is getting more and more worring

So I'm a hillbilly whose life eventually sorts itself out...Yay. Watching all those college kids die sure must be traumatizing though, that and having a duel with a chainsaw wielding maniac. I hate chainsaws. They're always an awfully bad omen.

 

[Zenron]

The last movie I watched was Taxi Driver. Sucks to be me I guess...

 

[lordmardok]

Well fuck. I just watched Ju-On with my girlfriend. For those of you who don't know that's the original japanese version of The Grudge...

I'm fucked huh?

 

[Diablo2000]

Are you fucking kidding me? I watched Gay Niggers From Outer Space

I should have watched another movie after it, I'm doomed!

The fuck type of movies you been watching?

 

[Kneel]

I am the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

 

[Mr Goostoff]

Memento. Well, that's just great.

 

[chrono16]

Constantine... hmmm this could be badass. Nothing like sending demons back to hell on a regular basis.

 

[Akytalusia]

lucky me. the last movie i watched was Hancock. i knew it all along, tbh. it's more of coincidence than anything, really.

 

[Matt Dellar]

Hunger Games.

I'm 18.

So I assume I survived, and therefore won? All right, I'm cool with that. Now to join the rebellion.

 

[guidance]

Well Chronicle, I'm not black, and I'm not popular, I guess that leaves me with depressed teenager, oh well at least I get awesome mind powers before I die.

 

[Pyramid Head]

Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb).

Okay, my reaction?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

That movie ends with the world ending. I don't know if i'd be able to even get a death gurgle out before i was incinerated in nuclear fire.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Last Movie = "End of Evangelion"

Spoiler: My Reaction

Spoiler: The reason

It doesn't matter what character I am, they all get severely mentally and physically fucked up by the end of it...
My choices are basically:
-get turned into a giant Demon/God Naked-Lady, turn all of humanity into Tang with naked versions of thyself, die
-turned into Tang by naked women x 7 000 000 001
-get masturbated on while I'm in a coma, get impaled many times, get eaten alive, turned into tang by naked women, reanimated back into a human, and choked by the only other human alive in the world
-masturbate to comatose girls, have a mental breakdown, then a psychobilly freakout, about 20 minutes where I don't know what the FUCK is going on, and choke the only other human alive in the world
-have a gunfight and get turned into Tang by naked women
-get shot, exploded and turned into Tang by naked women
-shoot someone, my plans go wrong, get turned into Tang by naked women

...any suggestions for which one to pick?

 

[Ljs1121]

Mine was Forrest Gump. I'm strangely okay with this.

 

[nomzy]

Black Hawk Down... Well shit.

 

[Darthbawls77]

Does porn count cause that would be awesome! All I know is its a great movie with me and a bunch of hot red head ladies with big "personalities!" But if not porn then Stargate which would be kinda cool yet kinda scary at the same time.

 

[FreezingFlames]

Just watched Tower Heist so yay me, I get rich =)

 

[DragonStorm247]

Not entirely sure if this counts since it's technically a show, but I just watched the entire season one DVD of Game of Thrones.

...so I'm probably going to die. But I'll likely have sex first.

 

[arnoldthebird]

Immortals

I get to become a god...

 

[triggrhappy94]

Last movie, The Descendants. Fuck. Well, doesn't that mean I get to be George Clooney? And a millionaire living in Hawaii? Not all bad. Clooney handles the whole situation pretty gentlemenly, so that's cool.

I'm currently watching Ides of March. Assissant to a Democratic Presidental nominee. I can did it. I'm only like 20 minutes into the movie though. I love some of the stuff Morris (Clooney's character) is saying, but there's no way in hell he could get elected as an American president saying that kind of stuff.