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Im faded off the kush right now son.
Im talking that BP anwar being slipped off the Nitros Naw mean?
Im talking that BP anwar being slipped off the Nitros Naw mean?
Consider the following.
Sonic the Hedgehog is intended to be a mammal. When female mammals have children, they produce milk to feed them.
Now is Sonic was gender swappped to be a female, you could drink his/her milk, which would give you super speed given that it has simililar properties of it's origin host.
That milk is what gives Runners in the olympics their speed. But the running part of the olmpics started hundreds of years ago in Greece. That must mean one thing.
Female sonic came back from a time in the future when time machines existed, so she could make herself exist thousands of years ealier by giving humans her speed milk. She just didnt expect that she would be make this time though.
Therefore, Sega, the game company, is Jesus.
Sonic the Hedgehog is intended to be a mammal. When female mammals have children, they produce milk to feed them.
Now is Sonic was gender swappped to be a female, you could drink his/her milk, which would give you super speed given that it has simililar properties of it's origin host.
That milk is what gives Runners in the olympics their speed. But the running part of the olmpics started hundreds of years ago in Greece. That must mean one thing.
Female sonic came back from a time in the future when time machines existed, so she could make herself exist thousands of years ealier by giving humans her speed milk. She just didnt expect that she would be make this time though.
Therefore, Sega, the game company, is Jesus.
"you could drink his/her milk, which would give you super speed given that it has simililar properties of it's origin host."
This does not hold up in practise. If it did, eating the hedgehog would have the same result.
"That milk is what gives Runners in the olympics their speed. But the running part of the olmpics started hundreds of years ago in Greece. That must mean one thing."
People have been running around for thousands of years. Isolating just the Olympics is silly.
"Female sonic came back from a time in the future when time machines existed"
Time machines don't work that way.
"Therefore, Sega, the game company, is Jesus."
Even if you based that off the Olympics, you fail in that the Olympics had been going on for centuries before Jesus was born.
This does not hold up in practise. If it did, eating the hedgehog would have the same result.
"That milk is what gives Runners in the olympics their speed. But the running part of the olmpics started hundreds of years ago in Greece. That must mean one thing."
People have been running around for thousands of years. Isolating just the Olympics is silly.
"Female sonic came back from a time in the future when time machines existed"
Time machines don't work that way.
"Therefore, Sega, the game company, is Jesus."
Even if you based that off the Olympics, you fail in that the Olympics had been going on for centuries before Jesus was born.
1) Sonic has been scientifically altered, so this might work in practice. You just havent tested it yet
2) To be in the Olmpics, you have to be at a higher tier than anyone else on earth. Thats where the sonic juice kicks in.
3)Overruled by the fact that Jesus built it
4) We are living in the timeline in which Jesus is already alive but in the past, so he exists before the olmpics.
2) To be in the Olmpics, you have to be at a higher tier than anyone else on earth. Thats where the sonic juice kicks in.
3)Overruled by the fact that Jesus built it
4) We are living in the timeline in which Jesus is already alive but in the past, so he exists before the olmpics.
"Sonic has been scientifically altered, so this might work in practice. You just havent tested it yet"
You never said that Sonic was altered, and even then, that would mean that drinking it's milk would lead to mutation. This is probably an unpleasant process.
"To be in the Olmpics, you have to be at a higher tier than anyone else on earth. Thats where the sonic juice kicks in."
The ancient Olympics worked differently from the way they do nowadays.
points 3&4
I'm not too big of a fan of the "OMG JESUS=SON OF GOD" theory. I think he was more like Ghandi (makes a shit load more sense, because Ghandi's existence can actually be proven). Therefore, no breaking the laws of physics, or fucking with the timeline.
And you never said anything about an alternate timeline to begin with.
You never said that Sonic was altered, and even then, that would mean that drinking it's milk would lead to mutation. This is probably an unpleasant process.
"To be in the Olmpics, you have to be at a higher tier than anyone else on earth. Thats where the sonic juice kicks in."
The ancient Olympics worked differently from the way they do nowadays.
points 3&4
I'm not too big of a fan of the "OMG JESUS=SON OF GOD" theory. I think he was more like Ghandi (makes a shit load more sense, because Ghandi's existence can actually be proven). Therefore, no breaking the laws of physics, or fucking with the timeline.
And you never said anything about an alternate timeline to begin with.
1)You would know that Sonic has been alterted if you knew your lore. I shall not slow down just because you didnt do your research
2) She(Sonic) was building up to that point for all these years.
3) I shall not turn this into a religionous debate. But for the sake of the argument, Jesus can fuck with time streams.
4) Okay, now you know tha alternate timeline is there.
2) She(Sonic) was building up to that point for all these years.
3) I shall not turn this into a religionous debate. But for the sake of the argument, Jesus can fuck with time streams.
4) Okay, now you know tha alternate timeline is there.