The Last Pokemon you Caught is Rebelling Against You!

[interspark]

the last pokemon you caught doesn't want to be dragged around the country and forced to fight other pokemon to submission every day, it wants to get back to its home route and back to its beloved spouse and children, so it's broken out of its pokeball, crushed it and is now rounding on you! how screwed are you?

well the last pokemon i caught was a spinda, and as it lost its first battle (to another spinda) it's training was discontinued as i'm on a nuzlocke challenge, i should be pretty safe

 

[synobal]

I really don't remember what my last Pokemon I caught was, but i always remember I liked Kadabra, never could get an Alakazam because none of my friends bothered to train up the Abra. I dunno depends on how evil my Pokemon is, he could give me a mind wipe and make me a drooling infant or he could just mess with my mind so I don't even remember ever having him or his escape.

 

[kayisking]

It's Dialga.....
I'm fucked, I'm royally fucked.

 

[The Apothecarry]

I don't remember, so I'll go with the one Pokemon I do remember: My Lv. 88 Feraligatr...Oh, and his glitched clone...FFFFFFFFUUUUUU-!

 

[silver wolf009]

A Trapinch. Step on the bastard and cook him up for dinner.

Unless of couse you consider that I grew him into a Flygon. In that case, step on me, and cook me up for dinner.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Oh no Wargreymon...

Digimon kicks pokemons nuts *runs*

 

[KeyMaster45]

Crikey, It's been years since I caught my last Pokemon so hmm lets see if I can remember what it was....I think the last one I caught was Mewtwo, no wait I played yellow and stopped around Saffron City so I guess it would be one of the wild Pokemon that lurk in that general area.

At any rate, whomever the traitor is rest assured the other Pokemon on my team will swiftly beat them to a pulp and then would be killed. Traitors do not last long on this team. Ever wonder how the world gets populated with dickish ghost pokemon? Then you've met a traitor.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I guess I would be fine against my level 10 Clamperl although why did he rebel me whe he wanted to join me in the first place? I caught him from the dreamworld so he had change his mind?

 

[Redingold]

Ooh, I've not played a Pokemon game since Ruby. I think I managed to catch Latios, or Latias, whichever one Ruby had. So, that. I'd say I'm pretty screwed.

 

[Shakomaru]

Last one I caught was a Swablu, and I released it... (Nuzlocke run) Si, it has a motive, but my Azumarill knows rollout so I think I'm ok. But in real life? try and make friends. a pet bird would be nice. especially if it evolves into a dragon bird.

 

[Malo_Tux]

Mewtwo... fuck...

 

[interspark]

Oh no Wargreymon...

Digimon kicks pokemons nuts *runs*

yeah you'd better run!!!

 

[TimeLord]

Pidgy...

No!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[BanicRhys]

Landorus.

This is less than beneficial.

 

[Talyan]

Pickachu, And I'd savagly beat that static ******* hamster into submission with my Pokemace!

 

[Spartan448]

Magikarp...

LV100 MAGIKARP!!!!!

*Magikarp used Splash!*

.......................

Anyone up for Magikarp Burgers?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Oh no Wargreymon...

Digimon kicks pokemons nuts *runs*

yeah you'd better run!!!

I'd love to see a digimon vs pokemon sort of war. I mean Digimon would win because most of them have guns and shit but it'd be awesome to watch

 

[BeerTent]

The last one that crossed me is hanging in the closet. No other pokemon back-talked me after that.

Man, I was grim way back in Jr.High. I might pick up another Hand-held for the Pkmn Games if they're not the same thing as the first one.

 

[Anaklusmos]

I never should've let my friend trade me the Azure Flute... me and the whole Pokemon World are screwed, Me and my pokemon will dive underneath the sea, he'll never find us there.

(For those who don't know, the Azure Flute summons Arceus)

 

[TheIronRuler]

Nothing is rebelling against me!
Oh, save me *insert random deity here*!

I don't *DO* Pokemon.